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Sugarless Gummy Bears are apparently laxatives... Epic Amazon Reviews
Posted on 5/25/16 at 11:48 am
Posted on 5/25/16 at 11:48 am
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Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time “unless you are trying to power wash your intestines”?
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“What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM.”
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“I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.
This post was edited on 5/25/16 at 11:56 am
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Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:09 pm to TheDeathValley
I agree
I got a bag one time not realizing I got the sugar free and I hurt for 3 days. Shitting water at every turn and just felt downright awful. I normally eat most of a bag in one sitting.
I got a bag one time not realizing I got the sugar free and I hurt for 3 days. Shitting water at every turn and just felt downright awful. I normally eat most of a bag in one sitting.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:14 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Haribo?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:14 pm to TheDeathValley
Welcome. The year is 2012 and the crazy, shite-inducing, sugarless gummies are all anyone's talking about.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:19 pm to Stacked
Your thread police shtick lately has been meh.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:32 pm to TheDeathValley
The guy with multiple sphincters. 
Posted on 5/25/16 at 12:33 pm to Stacked
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Welcome. The year is 2012 and the crazy, shite-inducing, sugarless gummies are all anyone's talking about.
not to agree with stacked, but so germans, it's saxons.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:25 pm to TheDeathValley
Wow. What's next, a video of a beastly guy from LA eating a whole bag?
Posted on 5/25/16 at 1:31 pm to LewDawg
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Haribo?
fricking delicious and yes
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:05 pm to Stacked
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Welcome. The year is 2012 and the crazy, shite-inducing, sugarless gummies are all anyone's talking about.
I was gonna make a smartass remark about how this is old news, but your comment will work.
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:14 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
frick yes!
Posted on 5/25/16 at 2:32 pm to TheDeathValley
I have heard of this before. 
Posted on 5/25/16 at 11:28 pm to TheDeathValley
I might need to eat some of these after some meals to be honest
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