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re: So a hottie just moved in next door...

Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

we're only separated by a wall.


So, you start by cutting a hole in the wall...
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41849 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:30 pm to
A few weekends of loud/boisterous sex with random girls will make her curious.

Unless your preference is loud/boisterous sex with dudes.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

A few weekends of loud/boisterous sex with random girls will make her curious.



Actually, most women are more turned on by a promiscuous man than a "nice guy". They believe his sexual prowess means he's doing something right, and that makes them want him more.
Posted by Doreo101
Lafayette,LA
Member since Sep 2015
295 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Actually, most women are more turned on by a promiscuous man than a "nice guy". They believe his sexual prowess means he's doing something right, and that makes them want him more.


Is this why you get no pussy?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:49 pm to
huh?
Posted by Doreo101
Lafayette,LA
Member since Sep 2015
295 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:52 pm to
it means your a small little bitch sitting behind a computer screen rn
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

it means your a small little bitch sitting behind a computer screen rn



Wow, you're abnormally aggressive for zero reason. And you too are sitting behind a computer screen.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by Doreo101
Lafayette,LA
Member since Sep 2015
295 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 5:19 pm to
I don't get off work till 6 and i'm bored as hell
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 5:32 pm to
okay. I forgive you. I've been doing the same shite on the OT.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

Chazzy McRamzee


Quit being a pussy, get to know her in an normal way, and then before too much time passes (meaning you've reached "friendzone"), ask her if she'd like to go to dinner.

If she says yes, that means she's interested and at that point you either seal the deal or you don't during that dinner.

Don't overthink this, dude.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:10 pm to
Well, have you scored yet?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70883 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

hottie


quote:

OT 7.


gtfo
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:39 pm to
I predict this to be one of the more disappointing threads in the OTB's history.

The ingredients for greatness are all there.

The execution is where I expect failure.
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:38 pm to
Doubt she's into guys who still live with their parents.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:42 pm to
Page 4 and still no pics of this bitch


GTFO with this thread
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 2:49 pm to
friend zone her. It has worked for me a few times.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

I predict this to be one of the more disappointing threads in the OTB's history.

The ingredients for greatness are all there.

The execution is where I expect failure.


This. All of it. Great opportunity, solid coaching, failure to execute on the field. Need gametape to review... PICS FFS.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 8:44 am to
Believe it or not, girls who move to unfamiliar surroundings like the "Simple Jack" approach by a male neighbor. She has seen seen one side of you, now show her the playful side. Give yourself a bowl cut tonight and go to her door. Bang on door....do not simply knock. When she look through the peep whole she probably won't recognize you because of the new hair style. That's okay. She will remain silent as if no one is home but you know better cause you have been watching. So say something like " I I I I kn kn kn know you are home _____. P P P Paw ga ga gave me a new haircut ta ta today and he say I na na na need to ba ba ba bang your ba ba ba box now. Let ma me in now."

She will think you are funny as hell and give you secks.
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
5888 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Wet Works
Anywhere the money be
Member since Sep 2015
627 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:46 pm to
Stop beating your meat to start.

Then pick up the how to lose your virginity for dummies book
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