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So a hottie just moved in next door...
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:20 am
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:20 am
She looks like an OT 7. I have crossed paths with her twice. The first time was a "hey" since I was on the phone. The 2nd time was an introduction. I haven't seen her with a dude yet. I feel like I need to step my game up before somebody else beats me, but at the same time I don't want to be a creeper since we're only separated by a wall.
Advice on dating a neighbor?
Yes to dating?
No to dating?
Friend Zone her to network with some of her hot friends?
Friends with benefits?
:nb4pics:
Advice on dating a neighbor?
Yes to dating?
No to dating?
Friend Zone her to network with some of her hot friends?
Friends with benefits?
:nb4pics:
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 3:14 pm
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Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:28 am to Chazzy McRamzee
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Friends with benefits?
Trust me: it always starts well with a dicpic.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:33 am to Chazzy McRamzee
Go with the fwb scenario first. If you get shot down, try networking. Some girls love to fix you up with a friend or acquaintance.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:33 am to Chazzy McRamzee
Just keep being an awkard, anxious, lonely, leering autist
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 10:34 am
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:36 am to genro
Autism speaks, brah.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:41 am to Chazzy McRamzee
hot water burn baby
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:58 am to Chazzy McRamzee
Chazzy McRamzee
Quit being a pussy, get to know her in an normal way, and then before too much time passes (meaning you've reached "friendzone"), ask her if she'd like to go to dinner.
If she says yes, that means she's interested and at that point you either seal the deal or you don't during that dinner.
Don't overthink this, dude.
Quit being a pussy, get to know her in an normal way, and then before too much time passes (meaning you've reached "friendzone"), ask her if she'd like to go to dinner.
If she says yes, that means she's interested and at that point you either seal the deal or you don't during that dinner.
Don't overthink this, dude.
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 11:02 am
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:01 am to Chazzy McRamzee
You've already lost by asking an internet message board for advice, and overthinking it to boot.
You have no chance.
You have no chance.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:07 am to Tiguar
You. Have. No. Shot.
Just kidding, be friendly to her and not a creeper, you may have a chance.
Just kidding, be friendly to her and not a creeper, you may have a chance.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:07 am to Tiguar
Tiguar
Exactly.
He has no confidence. That'll be apparent to any smart chick the moment she meets him.
He can still turn it around, but I don't think Chazzy has what it takes. He'll more than likely find himself in "friendzone" and then the best he can expect is perhaps a hookup with one of her friends.
Years later Chazzy and this girl will probably be drinking coffee together at the local coffee shop and she'll ask him why he never asked her out. He won't know how to respond to this other than silently kicking himself in the shins. The bad thing about this moment will be that she'll more than likely already be engaged, and the reason why they're meeting at the coffee shop is to talk about her wedding colors. She'll probably ask Chazzy to be her honorary bridesmaid since they are best friends.
LOL.
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You've already lost by asking an internet message board for advice, and overthinking it to boot. You have no chance.
Exactly.
He has no confidence. That'll be apparent to any smart chick the moment she meets him.
He can still turn it around, but I don't think Chazzy has what it takes. He'll more than likely find himself in "friendzone" and then the best he can expect is perhaps a hookup with one of her friends.
Years later Chazzy and this girl will probably be drinking coffee together at the local coffee shop and she'll ask him why he never asked her out. He won't know how to respond to this other than silently kicking himself in the shins. The bad thing about this moment will be that she'll more than likely already be engaged, and the reason why they're meeting at the coffee shop is to talk about her wedding colors. She'll probably ask Chazzy to be her honorary bridesmaid since they are best friends.
LOL.
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:09 am to Hogwarts
Gotdammit. This board is losing its mojo. NOT one request for pics of the chick? Dammit men. Pick up your game.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:10 am to Pavoloco83
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Gotdammit. This board is losing its mojo. NOT one request for pics of the chick? Dammit men. Pick up your game
No point.
Chazzy won't post a pic. He's beta as frick.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:13 am to mizzoukills
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Chazzy won't post a pic. He's beta as frick.
Well, thats true.
However, my admonition was to the rest of you turkeys. You should have demanded a pic. Perhaps Chazzy would gain some alpha edge by taking said snap?
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:15 am to mizzoukills
Yeah, banging the chick next door never goes wrong.
Actually, since op won't be bringing any other trim home, she probably won't turn into a jealous hell beast.
Actually, since op won't be bringing any other trim home, she probably won't turn into a jealous hell beast.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:18 am to Chazzy McRamzee
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:nb4pics:
There are rules for a reason. One can not give advice without a pic. Your "OT 7" could have crazy eyes or beginning stages of a strong meth habit.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:19 am to Pavoloco83
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Well, thats true. However, my admonition was to the rest of you turkeys. You should have demanded a pic. Perhaps Chazzy would gain some alpha edge by taking said snap?
The OP gave away how beta he was in the OP. It's a foregone conclusion that he either 1) doesn't have a pic, or 2) won't snap a pic.
Therefore, why waste the effort?
On a side note, here's a question for Chazzy:
What is your plan in regards to this girl?
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:25 am to mizzoukills
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What is your plan in regards to this girl?
I came here for advice to see if it's cool to date a neighbor or more trouble than it's worth.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:28 am to Chazzy McRamzee
Show her this thread. Giggle nervously, avoid eye contact. Make sure she can really see how unsure you are of yourself.
Pre-emptive 'grats on the sex
Pre-emptive 'grats on the sex
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:31 am to Chazzy McRamzee
I would not date a neighbor. Only do that if you become great friends and think you want to marry the chick. You should put her in the friend zone before she does it to you. There's always the chance of a drunken hookup or something.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:31 am to genro
I just showed it to her. She said she wanted the Killz.
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