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So. FRICK SNAKES.. FRICK EM ALL
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:07 pm
This was in the Atlanta papers website today. Apparently a Charlotte couple found this snake trying to eat an egg in their kitchen.
Said snake would have died instantly if it was my house. frick SNAKES. frick THEM.
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Said snake would have died instantly if it was my house. frick SNAKES. frick THEM.
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Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:09 pm to Pavoloco83
I mowed 45 ft into my neighbors yard last week to kill a 4 ft. garter snake, no questions asked..
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:13 pm to Pavoloco83
Was hiking on a trail at Torreya State Park in early May and almost stepped right on a Copperhead that was sitting in the middle of the trail. My trekking pole scared it just to the right as I was putting my foot down on it.
Never saw it until it moved and just missed it by inches. The only reason I wasn't bit is because it decided to bolt and not bite. Then it just stopped on the side of the trail and looked at me like "we done here or is it on?"
I decided we were done here and hiked on.
Closest (that I'm aware of) I've ever come to a poisonous snake in the wild.
Never saw it until it moved and just missed it by inches. The only reason I wasn't bit is because it decided to bolt and not bite. Then it just stopped on the side of the trail and looked at me like "we done here or is it on?"
I decided we were done here and hiked on.
Closest (that I'm aware of) I've ever come to a poisonous snake in the wild.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:16 pm to GoldenDawg
What is it with all of you who are afraid of snakes?
In nature snakes eat eggs. I eat eggs as well because they are yummy. No big deal.
In nature snakes eat eggs. I eat eggs as well because they are yummy. No big deal.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:24 pm to Cheese Grits
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In nature snakes eat eggs. I eat eggs as well because they are yummy. No big deal.
Snakes can eat all the gall darn eggs they want outside. Come in my kitchen, you be dead Mr. Snake.
My wife would burn the fricking house down just to make sure there werent any more.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:30 pm to Cheese Grits
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What is it with all of you who are afraid of snakes?
I actually like and appreciate snakes. We even let one of my kids keep a pet Ball Python and bred mice and rats for it to eat.
But I don't like poisonous snakes being just inches from me, no sir.
You may notice, however, that since the Copperhead left me alone, I was more than happy to leave it alone.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:31 pm to Pavoloco83
City folks
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Country cousins
Snakes gotta eat, so rodents gotta die.
Look when spiders get big enough to eat birds I get the concern and when snakes get big enough to eat cows and gators I make the voice to avoid that 3rd world country but most of this is weird fears that have been overinflated from watching to many movies.
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Country cousins
Snakes gotta eat, so rodents gotta die.
Look when spiders get big enough to eat birds I get the concern and when snakes get big enough to eat cows and gators I make the voice to avoid that 3rd world country but most of this is weird fears that have been overinflated from watching to many movies.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:32 pm to Cheese Grits
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What is it with all of you who are afraid of snakes?
I would let a handful of spiders crawl all over me than have to deal with one snake.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:34 pm to Pavoloco83
I would have no problem with snakes at all, but for the fact that they just lay there hidden in the grass and don't give you any warning until you step on the sons of bitches and then may or may not decide to bite you. Like what the hell, a-hole? Do I just lay in the road one side of a hill where I can't be seen by an oncoming car and expect to not get run over? frick you and frick your evolution. All snakes can die in a fire.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:34 pm to Hardy_Har
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I mowed 45 ft into my neighbors yard last week to kill a 4 ft. garter snake, no questions asked..
Damn son.....did you at least finish mowing his yard?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:35 pm to SouthMSReb
Kids used to tie strings to tarantula's or tie threads to bumblebees (white faces ones) and safety pin them to your lapels. Kids today are afraid of work and peanut butter, yet they say were are evolving?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:40 pm to SouthMSReb
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I would let a handful of spiders crawl all over me than have to deal with one snake.
Complete opposite. Save for copperheads or water moccasins, I'm cool with snakes. Spiders can go to hell though.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:41 pm to Cheese Grits
Heights and snakes for me.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:42 pm to SouthMSReb
So India is the place for you?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:44 pm to Cheese Grits
I'm willing to make sacrifices...
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:44 pm to Cheese Grits
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Kids today are allergic to work and peanut butter,
Fixed
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:44 pm to Cheese Grits
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Country cousins
Snakes gotta eat, so rodents gotta die
Country all my life but I can't completely agree.
I've got three simple rules about snakes.
1) If it is around my house and venomous, it dies. In the wild, live and let live.
2) If it bites me, it dies. IDGAF what kind it is.
3) I treat all thieves the same. I've dispatched three gray rat snakes this year for being caught in my laying boxes. If you're stealing from me, you're putting your life at risk whether you have 2 legs or none.
This snake was in the house and stealing eggs. Sucks to be him....
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:45 pm to Pavoloco83
How the hell did that frick get in the cabinet is what I want to know. Who knows how long that snakes been in their house. I don't bug out about snakes I just have a conscious of venomous snakes that can't really frick your life up if youre not close to a hospital.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 1:45 pm to SouthMSReb
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I would let a handful of spiders crawl all over me than have to deal with one snake.
Exact opposite for me. Ill handle a snake no problem but if I see a spider.
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