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Small but awesome feelings in life (emotional or physical)
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:26 pm
There's those magical moments in life we all live for that come ever so seldomly, whether it be emotional or physical. Mine would be making it to a toilet after almost shitting your pants and it all unloading at once. Gimme' some more. (Besides sex, of course.)
This post was edited on 5/7/15 at 10:29 pm
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Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:30 pm to TupeloReb
While we're on the butt, a good deep scubbing of the sphincter area after a long day of camping swamp butt.
Three drinks into happy hour with a few friends when the edges finally start to soften.
Watching the voice when its a gay/handicap/ugly/poor kid, and ALL THREE CHAIRS TURN AROUND.
Three drinks into happy hour with a few friends when the edges finally start to soften.
Watching the voice when its a gay/handicap/ugly/poor kid, and ALL THREE CHAIRS TURN AROUND.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:31 pm to wmr
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:33 pm to TupeloReb
When I come home from work and my Latino lawn engineers have it all looking perfect and I forgot they were coming that day.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:35 pm to wmr
You kill me with that shite about "The Voice".
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:35 pm to wmr
Those are all solid. Waking up thinking its 6:30 when it's actually like 3 AM is pretty sweet as well
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:36 pm to TupeloReb
That magical poop that just glides out and relieves all the ails in the world. No wipe necessary.
That moment when you realize you have the ace, king, and queen in spades and you're about to wreck somebody's hand.
That moment when you realize you have the ace, king, and queen in spades and you're about to wreck somebody's hand.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:36 pm to Hardy_Har
Do you even watch The Voice, bro?
Posted on 5/7/15 at 10:38 pm to wmr
My wife does. I dunno why it's so funny to me though. .
Carry on
Carry on
Posted on 5/7/15 at 11:18 pm to TupeloReb
About twice a week I get a sense of well being that comes over me for no reason. I have no explanation for it but I enjoy it immensely. All the bad shite in life that we all see just seems to slide away into oblivion.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 11:20 pm to Kentucker
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About twice a week I get a sense of well being that comes over me for no reason. I have no explanation for it but I enjoy it immensely. All the bad shite in life that we all see just seems to slide away into oblivion.
I call it the "Thank God I'm White" feeling.
All jest aside: For some reason, I love when the air is brisk and the windows of the car are down at night. That feeling is magical for me.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 11:22 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Posted on 5/7/15 at 11:24 pm to TupeloReb
stepping outside to take a piss at night, looking up at the stars, and appreciating the solitude around me and the fact I can do just what I did without a hint of neighbors around.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 12:54 am to TupeloReb
Showering after a festival. Most magical feeling in the world
Posted on 5/8/15 at 6:47 am to TupeloReb
telling my 4 & 7 year old grandsons that its ok to jump in our pool naked because it drives their grandmother bat shite crazy. Ah..the entertainment value.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:52 am to TupeloReb
A good sneeze.
Waking up on Sat. morning and jumping out of bed because you think you are running late for work and then realizing that its Saturday and you climb back in bed.
Waking up on Sat. morning and jumping out of bed because you think you are running late for work and then realizing that its Saturday and you climb back in bed.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 8:20 am to hogminer
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Waking up on Sat. morning and jumping out of bed because you think you are running late for work and then realizing that its Saturday and you climb back in bed.
I always thought that was called being a dumb arse.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 8:36 am to TupeloReb
When you strike up a solid buzz and all the strangers around you are your best friends.
The night you lay down for bed, after a week of allergy bullshite, and your nose I completely clear.
The night you lay down for bed, after a week of allergy bullshite, and your nose I completely clear.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 9:06 am to TupeloReb
-Getting in your car after leaving the office on a Friday on a warm sunny day and rolling the windows down, turning the music up, and looking forward to all your fun plans for the weekend.
-watching a child laugh hysterically at something
-just getting to your seat in a perfect spring day at the ballpark with a big arse beer ready to watch some baseball
-hearing the battle hymn solo from the trumpeter in the upper SW corner of sanford while the munson montage is on the big screen before a big time night game at home. And you're trashed.
-watching a child laugh hysterically at something
-just getting to your seat in a perfect spring day at the ballpark with a big arse beer ready to watch some baseball
-hearing the battle hymn solo from the trumpeter in the upper SW corner of sanford while the munson montage is on the big screen before a big time night game at home. And you're trashed.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 9:12 am to TupeloReb
When it's 100 degrees outside and you walk into a nice air conditioned movie theater, and it smells like popcorn and magic.
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