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SIAP: Aggie fans, y'all's campus police Twitter is gold.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:37 pm
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(9/6) 22 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intox. at Northside Garage. When asked why he was lying on the floor, replied "waiting for you"
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(9/12) 21 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intox. & Resisting Arrest at Kyle Field. Workers found him in a concession stand food prep area.
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(9/13) 18 yr old W/F arrested for Public Intox. outside NG Post Office. When asked how intoxicated on 0-10 scale, reply was "not very good"
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(10/3) 18 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication at Kyle Field. Told officer he thought he was at AT&T Stadium for Baylor-Tx Tech game
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(10/4) 23 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication in PA13. When asked where his ride was, said "That's a great #!@+*^% question"
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(10/4) 18 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication on Bush Dr. Walking in b/t cars stopped at red light & tried to get in police car
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:39 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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When asked why he was lying on the floor, replied "waiting for you"
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:43 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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23 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication in PA13. When asked where his ride was, said "That's a great #!@+*^% question"
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:45 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(9/20) 20 yr old W/M arrested for DWI, Poss.Cont. Sub., & Poss. Marij. Gave cars owner's manual instead of insurance to officer when stopped 61 69
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:45 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(9/6) 22 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intox. at Northside Garage. When asked why he was lying on the floor, replied "waiting for you"
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:49 pm to PhilipMarlowe
That one was my favorite. 
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:58 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
#WhitePeopleProblems
Congrats to Tbird for slipping between the cracks and not getting busted!
Congrats to Tbird for slipping between the cracks and not getting busted!
Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:08 pm to Cheese Grits
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Congrats to Tbird for slipping between the cracks and not getting busted!
Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:08 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(9/26) 23 yr old W/M arrested for DWI. Told officer he was coming from Winn-Dixie. His passenger corrected him & named a popular NG bar.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:09 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(10/3) 18 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication at Kyle Field. Told officer he thought he was at AT&T Stadium for Baylor-Tx Tech game
Missed it by that much!!!!
Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:32 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(10/4) 18 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication on Bush Dr. Walking in b/t cars stopped at red light & tried to get in police car
See, your dreams can come true if you just keep trying.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:05 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
It's better if you pretend the WMs stand for Will Muschamp.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:20 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:05 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(10/4) 23 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication in PA13. When asked where his ride was, said "That's a great #!@+*^% question"
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:27 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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(10/4) 23 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication in PA13. When asked where his ride was, said "That's a great #!@+*^% question"
frick that cop for arresting him. He should've laughed and gave him a ride.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:30 pm to CCTider
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(9/27) Theft of hubcap at North Side Parking Garage
A single hubcap was stolen?
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:31 pm to CCTider
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(9/19) 39 yr old W/M arrested for Public Intoxication outside Kyle Field. Was too intoxicated to use cellphone to call a friend for a ride.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:36 pm to CCTider
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(9/19) 18 yr old W/M arrested outside Wells Hall for Public Intox. & Resisting Arrest. Citizens told UPD Dispatch he was hostile & shirtless
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:44 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
I got pulled over one summer between semesters at A&M in Nacogdoches, Texas. I was drunk AS frick and my buddy (the only other person in the car) was at least seven (7) times as fricked up as was I. We were less than one mile from his apartment. It was around two (2) AM.
The cop put his maglight on my eyes and asked, "Is there anything I should know about?" I answered, slurring as little as possible, "No, Sir. No drugs, no guns, no missing persons."
He laughed his arse off for at least ten (10) seconds and told me to carry on.
Why post this here? Because the Nacogdoches, Texas Police Department either doesn't have a twitter account, or it isn't at issue here.
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Oh, yeah. He then asked, "What have you two been doing?" I answered, "We were at the library. I was writing a paper; he was hitting on two ugly chicks."
Pretty sure he laughed even harder for at least half as much time.
Either way I tell it...
The cop put his maglight on my eyes and asked, "Is there anything I should know about?" I answered, slurring as little as possible, "No, Sir. No drugs, no guns, no missing persons."
He laughed his arse off for at least ten (10) seconds and told me to carry on.
Why post this here? Because the Nacogdoches, Texas Police Department either doesn't have a twitter account, or it isn't at issue here.
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Oh, yeah. He then asked, "What have you two been doing?" I answered, "We were at the library. I was writing a paper; he was hitting on two ugly chicks."
Pretty sure he laughed even harder for at least half as much time.
Either way I tell it...
This post was edited on 10/9/15 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 10/9/15 at 11:11 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
one of my cousins is am A&M cop, she's got some good stories about drunk kids 
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