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Russia Fires "Miss"les at Syrian Targets...Hits Iran (ooops.)

Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:45 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:45 pm
Missed by just a tad 100 kilometers to the left.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/10/08/politics/russian-missiles-syria-landed-iran/index.html


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Washington (CNN)A number of cruise missiles launched from a Russian ship and aimed at targets in Syria have crashed in Iran, two U.S. officials told CNN Thursday.

Monitoring by U.S. military and intelligence assets has concluded that at least four missiles crashed as they flew over Iran. One official said there may be casualties, but another official said this is not yet known.

It's unclear where in Iran the missiles landed. The Russian ships have been positioned in the south Caspian Sea, meaning the likely flight path for missiles into Syria would cross over both Iran and Iraq.

The Russians have been firing a relatively new cruise missile called "Kaliber," using it for the first time in combat.







This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 1:49 pm
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:47 pm to
SO they shot it all the way over Iraq?

Too many liquor ball sandwiches
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

SO they shot it all the way over Iraq?

Too many liquor ball sandwiches


They called their shot.

From the Caspian Sea,
Over Iran,
Around the Kurds of Northern Iraq,
Nothing but ISIS

...but they missed.
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:51 pm to
and Iran...Iran so far away.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:51 pm to
I posted that on the poli board a few minutes ago..

Putin may be a bigger friend to U.S. citizens than first thought. He may take out Iran's nuclear aspirations for us.
Posted by CockInYourEar
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:52 pm to
To put in in perspective on how bad these 4 missles missed. There is actually almost 500 kilometers b/w the northern Iranian and Syrian borders with Irag in the middle.

This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 1:53 pm to
Coming from the Caspian... just a lil short.
Posted by oldcharlie8
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:14 pm to
that first gif has me
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:21 pm to
Looks like Boris forgot to top off a few of them.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:28 pm to
I remember making a bunch of posts saying Russia is a paper tiger a while back -- they always have this weird cult following in America where people say Putin is a genius, the Russian military would destroy the American military.

They don't have the funds, the men, the equipment or the support to sustain war with America.

They are the exact same as North Korea -- nuclear weapons so no one does anything to provoke them. They would get absolutely fricking smashed in a war without nuclear weapons.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 2:38 pm
Posted by bootyswamper
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:33 pm to
pooty just scored another goal in his birthday hocky game
Posted by Remote Controlled
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:39 pm to


Posted by Allyn McKeen
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:40 pm to
The Bama FG kicker of missle shooters.
Posted by Wrenchruh
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 6:51 pm to
Half the poliboard want Putin to bang their wives. Buncha cucks over there.
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 7:57 pm to
First it was Polish jokes, then French jokes and now Russian jokes.

Posted by Mullet Flap
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 2:04 am to
quote:

Half the poliboard want Putin to bang their wives. Buncha cucks over there.



Truth
Posted by CockInYourEar
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:59 am to
Got a downvote. Fellas, we have a commie spy in our midst.
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:45 am to
Sounds like they need bigger hamsters on the wheel
Posted by AirDawg
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:59 am to
quote:

the Russian military would destroy the American military.


Some say we ended the cold war with smoke and mirrors called the "STAR WARS PROGRAM". Which means without the nuke threat there is nothing to worry about?
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 8:20 am to
This sort of thing would sometimes happen to early generation versions of our Tomahawk missiles too.

Those weapons used inertial guidance and terrain mapping to find their target and sometimes they'd just plain old, straight out miss a turn. In an amusing twist, during the first gulf war several times they missed a turn because their maps used a building as a waypoint, but said building no longer existed because we'd blown it flat in earlier attacks. The integration of GPS has greatly lessened the chance of this sort of thing happening.

As far as Russian operations in Syria, I hope they keep shooting away. They've been able to gather real world operational intelligence and performance data on our weapons systems for more than a decade now. I really appreciate that they're now returning the favor.

This post was edited on 10/9/15 at 9:16 am
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