PSA: Don't fool around with a girl after making jalapeno poppers

So I made jalapeno poppers last night about 8:00 for me and this girl, this recipe. When I was making the poppers I accidentally touched my lower back. It turned red and burned until I washed it with rubbing alcohol.

Anyway I washed my hands after I cut the jalapenos at 8:00. I washed them a few more times while making the stuffed jalapeno poppers. Then about 11:30 we were getting heated and she asked me to wash my hands again before I fingered her. Even after washing my cuticles were still kinda burning, but thought it was just from the soap. Well after about 5 minutes her vagina starts burning. She jumps up runs to the bathroom and starts pouring water on it, doesn't help. Google suggests milk or olive oil. The olive oil doesn't help, but the milk does. While she was doing this I realize my cuticles are still kinda burning. So I washed my hands with rubbing alcohol. Even then my cuticles still burned a little. Plus this morning when I rub my eyes, it causes my eyes to burn a little.

tldr jalapenos or cayenne pepper from hell wouldn't come off my hands and lit a girls vagina on fire.