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re: Prison: Has anyone been there as an inmate?

Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15808 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:22 pm to
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prison, definitely not. 

Did have to spend some time in genpop in the Knox County jail though.


This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 3:22 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 9:01 pm to
What did you do now Stacked? You headed to the big house?

Go to the Aggie board for tips on tossing salad etc.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:11 pm to
never prison but i went to county jail when i got popped was in there for 6 days before i agreed to go to drug court and got out on signature bond.


once you get past the shock of being in jail your biggest fear is just boredom. Jail is boring. as. hell. i pleaded for a bible and they would not give me one i would have read it from cover to cover happily lol. i have never been that bored in my fricking life
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18751 posts
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:39 pm to
I have worked at 3 different prisons. I have seen many things, some of which I wish that I hadn't .
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:18 am to
Nah, thank god, because I've done some stupid shite in my time. I did spend about 10 hours in jail once though
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:10 am to
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I have worked at 3 different prisons. I have seen many things, some of which I wish that I hadn't .


Interdasting. Please go on. This oughta be good.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4435 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 10:33 am to
When dealing with PI probation, the judge asked me if I wanted to end my "sentence" by spending 24 hours in jail (how many community service hours I had left). Definitely took that deal bc classes and drug test were getting expensive. It was too bad. I was in general pop in a very large open room with a bunch of magazines and decks of cards. Slept most of the time and played some spaids.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:12 pm to
honestly at this point in my life and with my experience with the system if a judge asked me if i wanted to be on probation or 3 years or go to jail for 6 months and be 100% flat when done i'd honestly take the 6 months.

probation will break you down lol. the drug tests, the PO meetings, the random arse pop up house inspections. I had to go 2 and a half years without going to a horse track and that was worse than prison to me, me and my PO almost got in a fist fight because i wanted to go to the Arkansas derby lol. Plus your'e going to do every day of that 3 year probation whereas 6 months you're probably going to do 2 months and the rest on probation which i can handle 4 months probation.
This post was edited on 8/29/15 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:43 pm to
Being on paper isn't so bad since I changed and started living right. Yeah there's a lot of stupid rules to follow and the system is set up to make you fail but it is doable.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90472 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:50 pm to
Nope. Closest I got was I got caught at a roadblock with my business partner and 2 19 yr old girls and we were all drunk. Thankfull we knew the cops and one of then did some side jobs for us a few times so they just made me and him sit in handcuffs at the station until the girls parents picked them up...it was for show. Soon as they left they took the cuffs off, gave me my keys and said get out of here

Privilege is awesome
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:56 pm to
You shitlord
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58105 posts
Posted on 8/30/15 at 5:46 pm to
Been in the drunk tank 2 nights

Gen pop of desoto county jail for about an hour once, was interesting but not bad
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:12 pm to
Prison no. I went to county once for like 10hours
Posted by The Tide Rises
Attalla, Alabama
Member since Aug 2015
307 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 3:06 pm to
If you aren't a racists then you'll be one while you are there. It's segregated and you hang with your race, period. You only deal with other races (usually gang members) when buying or trading for contraband like drugs etc. I won't get into it too deep here but it sucks and does not rehabilitate you. It just hardens you and makes you an outcast when you get out. Too many drug addicts in the prison system where it is just as easy to get drugs as it is on the street.

I could tell you some racial stories about inmates and crooked arse guards too but I don't want to get banned.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15956 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 3:12 pm to
I've still never even been pulled over
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139837 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 3:24 pm to
As Chris Rock stated You are not supposed to go to prison. So bragging about being out of prison is not a big deal.
Posted by The Tide Rises
Attalla, Alabama
Member since Aug 2015
307 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 3:38 pm to
That's good man. Don't give em a reason to pull you over. And from my previous post, I'd like to add that I integrated well with other races upon my release.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Nope. Closest I got was I got caught at a roadblock with my business partner and 2 19 yr old girls and we were all drunk. Thankfull we knew the cops and one of then did some side jobs for us a few times so they just made me and him sit in handcuffs at the station until the girls parents picked them up...it was for show. Soon as they left they took the cuffs off, gave me my keys and said get out of here

Privilege is awesome


That is third world level.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:49 pm to
Like I said in the OTL thread, mind your own business, keep to yourself, don't play politics or games, stand up for yourself when you get checked (don't have to win the fight, just fight back) and you'll be perfectly fine. You start having problems when you don't follow the unwritten convict rules.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:55 pm to

Gone to prison? No.
Visited someone in prison? Yes.

Been in jail? No.
Done something for which I could have been jailed? Yes.
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