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Posted on 10/15/15 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 10/15/15 at 5:12 pm
I like my fish like I like my childhood: beer-battered.
I like my cars like I like my abuse: domestic.
I like my coffee like I like my women: never black.
I like my sex like I like my criminal record: lengthy and disturbing.
I like my cars like I like my abuse: domestic.
I like my coffee like I like my women: never black.
I like my sex like I like my criminal record: lengthy and disturbing.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 5:22 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I like this thread like I like Islam : not at all
Posted on 10/15/15 at 6:04 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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I like my fish like I like my childhood: beer-battered.
I like my cars like I like my abuse: domestic.
I like my coffee like I like my women: never black.
I like my sex like I like my criminal record: lengthy and disturbing.
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Alabama Fan
Posted on 10/15/15 at 6:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I like my drugs like I like the OP...banned
Posted on 10/15/15 at 6:22 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I like my dick like I like your mother: hard.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 6:56 pm to DownSouthJukin
I like my women how I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer
Posted on 10/15/15 at 6:57 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I like my women like I like my steak: battered.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 7:29 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 7:39 pm to CrimsonCrusade
Yeah I know what it is, little dark for my taste
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 10/15/15 at 7:42 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:12 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I like my coffee like I like my women: without a penis.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:43 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I like my basketball like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.
I like my women like I like my cigarettes; shoved in a box and wrapped in cellophane.
I like my women like I like my cigarettes; shoved in a box and wrapped in cellophane.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:26 pm to cokebottleag
I like my women like I like my groceries......in bags in the trunk.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:36 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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I like my coffee like I like my women: never black.
You are a dummy
As an international man of mystery I have learned to accept any free sex and not to worry about the color of the the kitty. In the dark it is all the same color
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:38 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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I like my coffee like I like my women: never black
The actual frick
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:39 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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I like my cars like I like my abuse: domestic.
The actual frick.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 1:09 am to CrimsonCrusade
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I like my sex like I like my criminal record
sodomy? bestiality?
Posted on 10/16/15 at 1:58 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
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I like my coffee like I like my women: without a penis.
Best so far
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