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Pompeii man dies from volcano blast...while masturbating
Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:11 pm
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 9:45 pm to deltaland
If he was doing by himself I don't think he was too happy.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 11:34 pm to deltaland
He never seen it coming
Posted on 7/4/17 at 5:40 am to rantfan
I wonder if he got off. Can u imagine u trying to race to nut while fricking lava is coming...loll at least something came that day
And I mean, dude went down like the band playing in the titanic. He didn't turn his head, he is focused thinking about nothing other than fapping
Every one running. He ain't trying to save kids has not prAying he even got his leg relaxed not one frick given
And I mean, dude went down like the band playing in the titanic. He didn't turn his head, he is focused thinking about nothing other than fapping
Every one running. He ain't trying to save kids has not prAying he even got his leg relaxed not one frick given
This post was edited on 7/4/17 at 5:42 am
Posted on 7/4/17 at 7:45 am to rantfan
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He never seen it coming
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:14 am to vengeanceofrain
From the looks of it he was likely killed in the pyroclastic flow and was so close that he likely never knew it was coming
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:33 am to rantfan
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He never seen it coming
Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle a little bit.
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:46 am to UGADawg912
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UGADawg912
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Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle a little bit
I'm not surprised that middle school penis humor is your thing.
Posted on 7/8/17 at 7:39 am to BowlJackson
Dont matter, had sex.
Posted on 7/8/17 at 8:42 am to deltaland
Did they check his web history? Only way to be sure
Posted on 7/9/17 at 2:25 am to BowlJackson
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I'm not surprised that middle school penis humor is your thing.
I have a sense of humor. Not surprise you're a douche. that's kind of your thing right?
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:43 am to UGADawg912
quote:Always picking on Georgia fans man
BowlJackson
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 8:44 am
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:32 pm to deltaland
Pompeii wasn't a volcano. It was extraterrestrial attack. pyroclastic explosions with that much velocity don't leave things intact like Pompeii.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:37 pm to deltaland
Jeez Louise... He wasn't masturbating. His dick caught on fire, and he was trying to put it out.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:51 pm to Allyn McKeen
That's what I say when I get caught too.
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