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Posted on 8/9/15 at 3:24 am
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 8/9/15 at 3:24 am
here's mine

Japan, who is still pissed off we dropped nukes on them has been developing a super secret nuclear weapon called "the pterodactyl" which is a unmanned stealth flying battle tank basically that's like 200 feet long, flys up to 700 miles an hour and can drop a nuke anywhere in the world without being detected. It has rockets and missiles and shite too and it like makes pterodactyl sounds so it's pretty fricking bad arse


The guy who builds the pterodactyl is like this genius who is so petrified by what he made that he defects to the US and warns the US of the secret project. It's stealth and has the capability to travel out of earth's atmosphere (hey it's a fricking popcorn flick lol) and then coming back in where it needs to drop the nuke and he's the only person on earth that knows how to stop it otherwise japan will destroy the US


of course no one in america believes this story. There is one bad arse american ex CIA/Super Marine dude who went batshit crazy and the american's disowned him but he knows enough about the japs to believe the story and it's up to him to save civilization


To make matters worse, while the weapon was developed, japan had no immediate intentions of using the new weapon as it would break all kinds of treaties and shite and they they have a very US friendly goverment at the time, but the yakuza takes over the government facilty and hijacks the weapon and demands 10 billion dollars or else they are going to blow up american and blame it on the japanese government.


So US bad arse guy goes on a solo mission to save the US. The Yakuza not only have the weapon but they have some pretty bad arse dudes that are going to try to stop the US guy; A japanese woman sniper who tries to kill the US so he has to kill her first before getting snipped to death. she hits him in the shoulder and almost kills him. He kills her then has to fight a dude with nunchucks and 2 pet Siberian tigers lol that he's trained to kill / seek people out.


so now the japanese gang people are pissed off and get their under boss to take the US guy. the Underboss is telepathic and telekinetic and can float and shite lol. so it's an epic battle between this dude and the US solider. the underboss is about to get the US guy to kill his own self by controlling his mind but the US guy finds a helmet and puts it on to protect himself from the dude's rays and shite. The dude that defected also made the technology to make this dude telepathic and tells him how to defeat him and he does.



By now no one has given into the demands and they launch the machine and it comes out of the water all bad arse and shite making cool arse noises and stuff and it's heading for New York City.


Now the real boss of the yakuza is this bad arse japanese sammari dude and he's had enough and decides he's going to beat the us solider himself so as the US guy is at the US air force station there, who have finally figured out that this is a real threat and have given the US dude a Super Hornet to go track down the pterodactyl the sammari guy shows up and they have this epic bad arse fight where the US guy finally wins.


So now the pterodactyl has descended out of earth's atmosphere and the only chance we have of stopping it is catching it when it comes back before it drops the nuke. So we make it there just in time and all the alarms and shite are going of and the pterodactyl is making all these bad arse pterodactyl sounds and shite lol. the pterodactyl is too bad arse for the super hornet and all the anti aircraft shite the US has is not working and the US guy decides the only way he's going to stop it is to literally get on it and blow it up himself. So he takes some bombs and tapes it to himself, jumps out the super hornet into the pterodactyl and blows himself up with the pterodactyl thus saving america
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55436 posts
Posted on 8/9/15 at 4:12 am to
Dude can I get your coke connect?
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 8/9/15 at 8:32 am to
Daughter goes to thru hike the AT but is kidnapped in Cocke Co. Father (maybe Liam Neeaon?) fights a hillbilly criminal enterprise to free his daughter.

I would call it Taken 5.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27688 posts
Posted on 8/9/15 at 5:36 pm to
OK, I walk into this room full of beautiful naked women. They are all starved for a man's attention....

Better not tell anymore, somebody might steal my idea.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15273 posts
Posted on 8/9/15 at 5:56 pm to
Group of sorority girls go to asia to visit a friend who recently moved and misses them. The problem is they get robbed the first night and need money to live the high life. The kicker, the thief took everything but their swim suits. Ohh nooo! Luckily these college girls are clever and come up with an idea to make some party money on the quick. An old fashion bikini car wash! Fast cars and even faster women, these girl know how to earn a buck. The movie reaches and epic climax when a rival group of asian girls decide to hold their own car wash next door. There is only 1 way to settle this... Its a wash off! Who will win?!?! Belive me there are no losers here so grab a drink, sit down and dont forget the lotion, its Bikini Car Wash in Bangkok.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27688 posts
Posted on 8/9/15 at 5:59 pm to
Hot Damn! I'll buy that DVD.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49205 posts
Posted on 8/10/15 at 11:43 am to
This one is set in a futuristic park where dinosaurs are brought back to life using advanced cloning techniques.

I'll call it Billy and Cloneasaurus
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/10/15 at 11:48 am to
quote:

vengeanceofrain



Make it a bollywood film done in hindi, and add a few song and dance numbers. Also, the Japanese sniper woman can be the main CIA guy's love interest. Have her come back at the end in a surprise reveal that she is still alive and forgives him for shooting her. They end the movie on a group dance while the credits roll.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/10/15 at 11:58 am to
I travel back in time and convince Hitler that having only one testicle and being Jewish is a good thing and that he doesn't have to conquer the world by force. He promotes peace and grants civil rights to Jews, gays, gypsies and other former "undesirables" and wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Germans beg him to become Kaiser but he shuns the opportunity to gain total power and instead encourages them to form a representative government. The name Hitler comes to mean someone who is concerned about the welfare of humanity.
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

here's mine


As long as the fight scenes are like this: Fight Scenes then you have a winner.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/10/15 at 12:16 pm to
My movie is called Diego Garcia.

Three Chinese nationals board MH370 with documents detailing a secret nuke and cyber warfare deal with Iran. The US is tipped off. In flight, MH370 is remotely hijacked, depressurized at high altitude killing all passengers, and then flown at low altitude across the Indian Ocean to a secret US military base south of the Maldives known as Diego Garcia. US cyber hijackers located on Diego Garcia land the plane and confiscate the Chinese documents.

Months later, the plane is blown up on land and the Navy selectively scatters debris into the Indian Ocean knowing it will wash ashore at some point. US government focuses all search efforts and expertise closer to Australia away from the Maldives/Diego.

Classic smoke and mirrors magic trick.
This post was edited on 8/10/15 at 12:26 pm
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 8/10/15 at 1:50 pm to
Me having sex with an A-list of herpes-free movie starlets and models.
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