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OT Christmas gifts

Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:44 pm
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:44 pm
If someone bought you a bar of soap for a Christmas gift would you consider it an insult? My brothers gf is a huge Bama fan and just bought me thus big boxes up piece of soap that reads "smells like accomplishment."
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:46 pm to
Wtf
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:50 pm to
The irony is a Bama fan giving me of all people a bar of soap.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:50 pm to
RA'd for possible alter.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35913 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:51 pm to
Just tell her that using soap is an accomplishment only to Wal-Mart Bama fans.
Posted by MSU5
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
3411 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

OT


Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:53 pm to
Wait till next Christmas and gift rap her a copy of Forrest Gump.
Posted by CrunchimustheMax
Member since Dec 2015
563 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:55 pm to
Not trolling guys.....this really just happened.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95852 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 7:13 pm to
We believe you.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25460 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:51 pm to
You, apparently, stink.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5103 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 11:11 pm to
He just wants you to smell like fruits and Eric Berrys.
Posted by SurfTide
San Diego, CA
Member since Nov 2015
1658 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 11:14 pm to
Just take the hint and start showering. Nobody wants family gatherings to get awkward.
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3896 posts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

just bought me thus big boxes up piece of soap


Literally unreadable. Come on, man.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:09 am to
Christ man. I could be coming off of a four month bender, living behind the dumpster of a red lobster in Gary Indiana, and drinking stolen listerine from the local CVS, and my spelling and grammar would still be exponentially greater than the fricking written diarrhea you just posted
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