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My theory on this German plane crash.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:06 pm
Goes like this...
The Captain has to take a shite, he's notorious for 45 minute shite sessions. The co-pilot knows this and invites the hot stewardess in for a mid flight BJ.
While receiving an awesome blow, he accidentally pushes the throttle forward. Meanwhile, the hot stewardess inadvertently pushes the yoke up with her bobbing head movements, disengaging the Auto Pilot, and easing the nose down.
In the heat of the moment, neither notice the gradual loss of altitude.
Meanwhile, in the shitter the captain senses something amiss, and pinches it off to head back to the cockpit where he finds the cabin door locked.
Sploosh, plane crashes into mountain.
This is how it went down y'all
The Captain has to take a shite, he's notorious for 45 minute shite sessions. The co-pilot knows this and invites the hot stewardess in for a mid flight BJ.
While receiving an awesome blow, he accidentally pushes the throttle forward. Meanwhile, the hot stewardess inadvertently pushes the yoke up with her bobbing head movements, disengaging the Auto Pilot, and easing the nose down.
In the heat of the moment, neither notice the gradual loss of altitude.
Meanwhile, in the shitter the captain senses something amiss, and pinches it off to head back to the cockpit where he finds the cabin door locked.
Sploosh, plane crashes into mountain.
This is how it went down y'all
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 10:07 pm
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Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:09 pm to ForePlay
What a great 1st post
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:17 pm to Stir of Echoes
quote:
My theory on the German plane crash
Posted on 3/25/15 at 10:19 pm to hipgnosis
The cockpit audio will prove my theory correct.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 6:09 am to Stir of Echoes
Putin had it shot down obviously
Posted on 3/26/15 at 7:09 am to ecb
Solid theory......
This post was edited on 3/26/15 at 9:00 am
Posted on 3/26/15 at 8:44 am to Stir of Echoes
thats as good a theory as I have seen so far.
Posted on 3/26/15 at 8:54 am to Stir of Echoes
Wow. You are so funny making jokes about 150 people dying.
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