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My Name is Garfield and I'm a Beta
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:05 pm
Got home tonight after picking up my kid from daycare (exhibit #1).
Asked wife how her day was (exhibit #2).
She said she saw a dog that looked just like the one we had that passed two years ago and couldn't stop crying. I said, sorry, that sucks. Then I added "are you about to start?" (exhibit #3).
She got very mad and said that was a terribly rude thing to say. I apologized (exhibit #4).
Two hours later when I was making my kids lunch for tomorrow (exhibit #5) my wife tells me she's started (exhibit #6).
After putting my kid down to sleep (exhibit #7) I look at the OT board and post in the vasectomy thread (exhibit #8).
I've never thought of myself as Beta, but i've finally hit my rock bottom.
Alpha males can exit the room (Hitler spoof video style). Any words of advice from fellow Beta males?
Should I just embrace it?
Asked wife how her day was (exhibit #2).
She said she saw a dog that looked just like the one we had that passed two years ago and couldn't stop crying. I said, sorry, that sucks. Then I added "are you about to start?" (exhibit #3).
She got very mad and said that was a terribly rude thing to say. I apologized (exhibit #4).
Two hours later when I was making my kids lunch for tomorrow (exhibit #5) my wife tells me she's started (exhibit #6).
After putting my kid down to sleep (exhibit #7) I look at the OT board and post in the vasectomy thread (exhibit #8).
I've never thought of myself as Beta, but i've finally hit my rock bottom.
Alpha males can exit the room (Hitler spoof video style). Any words of advice from fellow Beta males?
Should I just embrace it?
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Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:07 pm to Garfield
Get out, man. Join the French Foreign Legion, go to Africa, get stranded in Benghazi or something similar, grow a beard, fight your heart out for your country.
But seriously, I feel like I'd kill myself if I had to go back to being a stepdad.
But seriously, I feel like I'd kill myself if I had to go back to being a stepdad.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:12 pm to Garfield
I've missed you!
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:12 pm to Garfield
Happy wife, happy life
I'm an alpha in the business world and in most social settings.
But a smart man knows that a happy wife leads to a happy wife "yes dear"
I'm an alpha in the business world and in most social settings.
But a smart man knows that a happy wife leads to a happy wife "yes dear"
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:15 pm to Garfield
Youre not a beta dude, You're a caring and thoughtful husband, a loving father, and have a keen eye for your wife's biological and psychological ebbs and flo.........yea, you're a beta.
But it can be overcome by watching porn when your wife runs to the store.
But it can be overcome by watching porn when your wife runs to the store.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:18 pm to Garfield
Damn, your Beta Call worked.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:24 pm to semotruman
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semotruman
Missed you/yawl too. Honestly feels disingenuous to post on the Mizzou board now that I haven't had the ability to really follow the team page or Mizzou closely.
FWIW, eternally grateful to the Mizzou Board for helping me pick out a kid's name. She totally fits the rec.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:34 pm to Garfield
Where did your pants go? Oh, your wife is wearing them.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:42 pm to Garfield
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Honestly feels disingenuous to post on the Mizzou board now that I haven't had the ability to really follow the team page or Mizzou closely
Meh. Feel free to stop by any time! You always entertain.
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FWIW, eternally grateful to the Mizzou Board for helping me pick out a kid's name. She totally fits the rec.
Glad to help. Hope she's doing well!
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:44 pm to semotruman
She's a fricking alpha.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 10:48 pm to Garfield
Carolina Girl will soon be single.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:16 pm to Garfield
Just go buy a new 4x4 truck without talking to your wife first. Alpha restored.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:19 pm to Garfield
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My Name is Garfield
Where have you been?
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I'm a Beta
What chapter?
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Any words of advice from fellow Beta males?
Next time pledge Delta man!
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:53 am to Garfield
Get a girlfriend. Script flipped!
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:02 am to Garfield
No you're not beta. You're picking your battles. You can't piss off the wife every time you talk. You would set yourself up for no puss.
A married man must let his wife think she has a say in the household without really giving her any power.
A married man must let his wife think she has a say in the household without really giving her any power.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:12 am to Garfield
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Got home tonight and forgot to get my kid at daycare (exhibit #1).
Asked wife where's my dinner? (exhibit #2).
She said she saw a dog that looked just like the one we had that passed two years ago and couldn't stop crying. I said, "get me some tea" (exhibit #3).
She got very mad and said that was a terribly rude thing to say. I said, while you are up, bring me the catsup (exhibit #4).
Two hours later when I was receiving my foot massage (exhibit #5) my wife tells me she's started (exhibit #6).
After fukking my wife's brains out (exhibit #7) I look at the OT board and thought about SouthCarolinaGirl (exhibit #8).
I've never thought of myself as an Alpha, but i've finally arrived.
FIFY
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 7:14 am
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:04 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Get out, man. Join the French Foreign Legion, go to Africa, get stranded in Benghazi or something similar, grow a beard, fight your heart out for your country.
Interesting because that's pretty much exactly what this decided to do when he realized he was a beta.
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Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:29 am to Garfield
You are a beta, there can be no denial. But man, if a certain segment of he populace had many more betas just like you, this country would feel like a damn utopia.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:23 pm to Garfield
Rule #1: Do not apologize for things that are out of your control. Say something to the effect of, "I hate that for you."
Rule #2: Avoid fighting because females are so stubborn, they will continue way past the point of logic and reason. Just walk away.
Rule #3: Smash it in the bedroom with aggression. Take control and don't take no for an answer. Obviously, don't take it too damn far. Most likely, she will enjoy the aggression but if she doesn't, at least you'll have some fun.
Rule #4: Hold her accountable for doing her part. It's cool to help but don't do her role for her unless she is medically unable to do so.
Rule #5: Don't be rude but be confident in yourself.
Rule #2: Avoid fighting because females are so stubborn, they will continue way past the point of logic and reason. Just walk away.
Rule #3: Smash it in the bedroom with aggression. Take control and don't take no for an answer. Obviously, don't take it too damn far. Most likely, she will enjoy the aggression but if she doesn't, at least you'll have some fun.
Rule #4: Hold her accountable for doing her part. It's cool to help but don't do her role for her unless she is medically unable to do so.
Rule #5: Don't be rude but be confident in yourself.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:37 pm to Garfield
Sign me up for the beta club . Sounds alot like my daily routine except the she started and the Vasectomy part .
. Sounds alot like my daily routine except the she started and the Vasectomy part .
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