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Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:56 am to sunseeker
BBBBbbbbwwwaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 8/20/16 at 11:07 am to Pinche Cabron
I offer you two poop stories guaranteed to make you laugh.
Story #1 is a revenge tale including a gas mask
Story #2 is dealing with a Taco Bell lunch
Story #1 is a revenge tale including a gas mask
Story #2 is dealing with a Taco Bell lunch
Posted on 8/20/16 at 7:26 pm to The Spleen
Agree with the pilonidal cyst surgery post poop. Absolute worst. It was actually far worse than my thrombosed hemorrhoid surgery post poop.
Just being in a sitting position after a pilonidal cyst surgery is horrible for the first week or so. Mine had the additional pain of a post surgery infection. Then add on the backed up opioid factor and it was a triple whammy of pain.
Just being in a sitting position after a pilonidal cyst surgery is horrible for the first week or so. Mine had the additional pain of a post surgery infection. Then add on the backed up opioid factor and it was a triple whammy of pain.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 10:09 am to td01241
Opiate induced constipation is real and painful. Mirolax is your friend.
Posted on 8/22/16 at 11:42 am to snoozer
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Same thing man...had to break down and use a spoon.
How gross is that?
The mental thought of someone hopping from the bathroom to the kitchen is hilarious.
Posted on 8/22/16 at 1:31 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 8/22/16 at 3:37 pm to Old Sarge
Or could you imagine asking family to help with that?
"Hey honey, I am in the bathroom and need something bad!"
"Oh, you need another roll of toilet paper?"
"No, I need a spoon please!"
"Hey honey, I am in the bathroom and need something bad!"
"Oh, you need another roll of toilet paper?"
"No, I need a spoon please!"
Posted on 8/22/16 at 3:53 pm to cardboardboxer
" it'll be a cold day in hell when you use one of my good spoons for that!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
Posted on 8/22/16 at 3:55 pm to Old Sarge
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" it'll be a cold day in hell when you use one of my good spoons for that!"
Yeah exactly. She would hand me the spoon with all the sharp edges that the garbage disposal fricked up.
It would be like wiping your arse with a cactus.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 1:16 pm to TTsTowel
An entire jar of pickled jalapeños.
Posted on 8/24/16 at 1:36 pm to Decker
Posted on 8/24/16 at 7:12 pm to Kentucker
This thread is goddamn amazing! 
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