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Mad on Facebook, June 11, 2015 Edition ©
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:37 am
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:37 am
Wasting time on Facebook this morning and stumbled across this gem from a friend of a friend:
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Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:40 am to sorantable
Cliff notes? Translation? Help me out here
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:43 am to sorantable
Translate that shite for those of us who don't speak jibberish
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:47 am to sorantable
There is a lady who was in a relationship with a man. That relationship has ended. The new girlfriend of that young man is concerned with the possibility of a continuing or recurrent relationship with his ex and is expressing her fears as well as threats on the Internet on an ongoing basis. The party of the first part has moved on from said relationship but also notes that the party of the second part's apprehension over the stability of her current relationship indicates an insolvency. The party of the first part pays her own way in society for her and her offspring according to her claims and she will be fine in the long run. Said party is not fearful of the threats coming from party of the second part. Party of the second part has suffered from various social diseases and received treatment from state-run agencies for the same. The man in question may or may not be bald and has a bit of skill with the ladies. He prefers short-term physical relationships and oddly enough, performs oral. Finally, the party of the first part has contacted her friends and is interested in doing physical violence to the party of the second part in concert with those friends.
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 9:52 am
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:49 am to the808bass
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:52 am to the808bass
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:55 am to the808bass
Did you write the script for Airplane?
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:56 am to the808bass
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the808bass
There is a lady who was in a relationship with a man. That relationship has ended. The new girlfriend of that young man is concerned with the possibility of a continuing or recurrent relationship with his ex and is expressing her fears as well as threats on the Internet on an ongoing basis. The party of the first part has moved on from said relationship but also notes that the party of the second part's apprehension over the stability of her current relationship indicates an insolvency. The party of the first part pays her own way in society for her and her offspring according to her claims and she will be fine in the long run. Said party is not fearful of the threats coming from party of the second part. Party of the second part has suffered from various social diseases and received treatment from state-run agencies for the same. The man in question may or may not be bald and has a bit of skill with the ladies. He prefers short-term physical relationships and oddly enough, performs oral. Finally, the party of the first part has contacted her friends and is interested in doing physical violence to the party of the second part in concert with those friends.
Thank you now I can
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:58 am to DownSouthJukin
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Did you write the script for Airplane?
I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
And I have a lot of urban friends.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:59 am to the808bass
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the808bass
That was fricking beautiful.
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 10:01 am
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:01 am to the808bass
Have an up vote
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:12 am to Agforlife
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Translate that shite for those of us who don't speak jive
FIFY
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:28 am to the808bass
Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:30 am to sorantable
If I tried to type like this, it would take me a while. Somehow ebonics has made its way to the internet as an actual written language.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:30 am to the808bass
I couldn't comprehend the pic in the OP, but I read all of this:
808....have an upvote!!!
That was awesome. I was legit rolling
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There is a lady who was in a relationship with a man. That relationship has ended. The new girlfriend of that young man is concerned with the possibility of a continuing or recurrent relationship with his ex and is expressing her fears as well as threats on the Internet on an ongoing basis. The party of the first part has moved on from said relationship but also notes that the party of the second part's apprehension over the stability of her current relationship indicates an insolvency. The party of the first part pays her own way in society for her and her offspring according to her claims and she will be fine in the long run. Said party is not fearful of the threats coming from party of the second part. Party of the second part has suffered from various social diseases and received treatment from state-run agencies for the same. The man in question may or may not be bald and has a bit of skill with the ladies. He prefers short-term physical relationships and oddly enough, performs oral. Finally, the party of the first part has contacted her friends and is interested in doing physical violence to the party of the second part in concert with those friends.
808....have an upvote!!!
That was awesome. I was legit rolling
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:33 am to the808bass
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There is a lady who was in a relationship with a man. That relationship has ended. The new girlfriend of that young man is concerned with the possibility of a continuing or recurrent relationship with his ex and is expressing her fears as well as threats on the Internet on an ongoing basis. The party of the first part has moved on from said relationship but also notes that the party of the second part's apprehension over the stability of her current relationship indicates an insolvency. The party of the first part pays her own way in society for her and her offspring according to her claims and she will be fine in the long run. Said party is not fearful of the threats coming from party of the second part. Party of the second part has suffered from various social diseases and received treatment from state-run agencies for the same. The man in question may or may not be bald and has a bit of skill with the ladies. He prefers short-term physical relationships and oddly enough, performs oral. Finally, the party of the first part has contacted her friends and is interested in doing physical violence to the party of the second part in concert with those friends.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:39 am to the808bass
Almost made it quote:
He prefers short-term physical relationships and oddly enough, performs oral.
died here
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:47 am to Wtodd
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Translate that shite for those of us who don't speak jive
FIFY
As an older fellow versed in jive I can honestly tell you that was not jive.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:56 am to the808bass
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the808bass
Have another green arrow.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:58 am to the808bass
808, my opinion of you, while not low to begin with, just soared. Well done.
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