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Longest dump you've ever taken?
Posted on 8/14/16 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 8/14/16 at 9:15 pm
As far as time, not length.
Also, have you ever walked into a public bathroom and just heard someone tearing it up? Like the farting shite noises?
Also, have you ever walked into a public bathroom and just heard someone tearing it up? Like the farting shite noises?
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Posted on 8/14/16 at 9:22 pm to South Alabama Tide
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have you ever walked into a public bathroom and just heard someone tearing it up? Like the farting shite noises?
Yes, makes me laugh every single time.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 9:24 pm to South Alabama Tide
If you're in a public bathroom shitting, it is your civic duty to let everyone know what is going down.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 9:32 pm to South Alabama Tide
Had a bad case of opioid constipation once.....the first shite a took was like a pregnant woman going into labor.
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Posted on 8/14/16 at 10:21 pm to PorkRoast
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If you're in a public bathroom shitting, it is your civic duty to let everyone know what is going down.
It's a fricking bathroom. If you can't figure out what's going down, they make adult sized diapers that may be more suitable for you.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 10:41 pm to South Alabama Tide
One hour and 7 minutes. Me and the tech were messing around and he dared me to take some Suboxone. I stuck 6 of them thangs under my tongue and I go to dookie and was sitting on that toilet constapaded and straining for I ain't even much about lying one hour and 7 minutes. I nodded off though for a lit bit. But man. My legs had felt asleep and I couldn't barely stand up.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 10:42 pm to South Alabama Tide
Two weeks. It is something I don't like talking about and am still working through with my therapist.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 5:24 am to South Alabama Tide
Got dehydrated I guess, on a trip when we were doing a lot of walking, drinking a lot of beer, and meals at restaurants mostly consisted of meat and potatoes. After a week with no dumps, I bought two liters of water on the way back to the hotel. Chugged them both, then sat on the toilet smoking and reading until I gave birth to a granite block. Prolly 45 minutes on the pot.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 7:33 am to South Alabama Tide
Probably between 18 - 24 inches.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 7:49 am to South Alabama Tide
Too long; until my legs and feet fell asleep 
Posted on 8/15/16 at 7:54 am to South Alabama Tide
Not sure, but the most satisfying one was the one I took in a Waffle House bathroom at 3 in the morning on the way home from a 5 night backpacking trip on the Appalachian Trail.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 8:06 am to Old Sarge
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Too long; until my legs and feet fell asleep
I poop about 3x a day at 15 minutes a pop. My legs fall asleep all the time.
My worst was the day after a Super Bowl party that involved a lot of beer, tequila, jalapeño poppers and steak.
It was a 3 hour ordeal that brought me to tears. Being hung over, constipated, ring of fire, sharting, explosive diahrea, and feet falling asleep all combined to the worst Monday morning in history.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 2:02 pm to South Alabama Tide
Upvoted. On principle.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 2:38 pm to South Alabama Tide
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As far as time
5 minutes... no more than 10 and that would have been if I was sick.
You log-makers need to eat better
Posted on 8/15/16 at 10:34 pm to 3nOut
quote:I shouldn't laugh but this is hilarious.
It was a 3 hour ordeal that brought me to tears. Being hung over, constipated, ring of fire, sharting, explosive diahrea, and feet falling asleep all combined to the worst Monday morning in history.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 10:39 pm to South Alabama Tide
I don't remember the longest, but I remember the most painful.
I had just eaten at Kobe Japanese Steak House. I got the normal thing; chicken, double fried rice, salad, onion soup and noodles. Also had water. I always feel like I need to rip a huge fart after eating this type of food for whatever reason. Anyways, I mad it out to the car and my stomach started cramping. I guess the food ran right through me. The entire drive home, I literally prayed to God that I would make it to the toilet. It hurt so bad I just wanted to release that Satanic presence from by butthole. Long story short, I made it, barely, and may that toilet RIP. The shite slapped against the back of the bowl like it came out of a cannon. Half was in chunks, half seemed like nothing but water.
CSB.
I had just eaten at Kobe Japanese Steak House. I got the normal thing; chicken, double fried rice, salad, onion soup and noodles. Also had water. I always feel like I need to rip a huge fart after eating this type of food for whatever reason. Anyways, I mad it out to the car and my stomach started cramping. I guess the food ran right through me. The entire drive home, I literally prayed to God that I would make it to the toilet. It hurt so bad I just wanted to release that Satanic presence from by butthole. Long story short, I made it, barely, and may that toilet RIP. The shite slapped against the back of the bowl like it came out of a cannon. Half was in chunks, half seemed like nothing but water.
CSB.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 4:48 am to TTsTowel
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It hurt so bad I just wanted to release that Satanic presence from by butthole. Long story short, I made it, barely, and may that toilet RIP.
I literally lol'd at this.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 8:11 am to TheOtherWhiteMeat
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I literally lol'd at this.
I'm laughing so hard I am for real crying at this whole thread.
I swear I must not be a normal chick. I don't gross out over these topics..I find them fricking hilarious.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 8:37 am to South Alabama Tide
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As far as time, not length.
Speaking of length. I worked the graveyard shift at a pulp mill summers to pay for college. The regulars had a pool every night on who could create the longest log. I believe the seasonal winner was 18 inches.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 8:40 am to DragginFly
That reminds me of a semester in college where we had a bulletin board and a Polaroid camera in the bathroom and encouraged people to take a pic of their dump and pin it to the bulletin board. Our house was kind of the meeting place for my circle of friends that semester, so that bathroom saw a lot of action. We had some great pics on that board.
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