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Its been an hour since I ordered my pizza
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:33 pm
fricking Spurrier
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Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:34 pm to CNB
Probably a black delivery driver 
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:35 pm to TbirdSpur2010
He'd be there fast then, right?
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:35 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Whoa now
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:35 pm to CNB
Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:38 pm to CNB
he probably smoking pot and picking off some of the toppings to eat
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:41 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Probably a black delivery driver
Is this the new stereotype? I'm out of the loop on these things...
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:43 pm to Evolved Simian
Well duh. Probably hot boxing his car at the local park before he brings it.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:45 pm to CNB
Kentucky made your pizza guy quit
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:49 pm to PrivatePublic
Still nothing.
Going to die.
Going to die.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:03 pm to CNB
Call them and yell obscenities at the people that are making your food. Nothing bad will happen.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:08 pm to Sneaky__Sally
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he probably smoking pot
That reminds me of a friend in college. He got a job delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut. We're sitting around one night at my house, and he shows up in his Pizza Hut uniform. We start passing a bowl around and about 45 minutes later someone asks him if he needs to get back to work. He laughs and says he guesses he just quit, walked out to his car and brought in 3 pizzas he was supposed to be delivering. My stomach was sore for a week from the laughing...and shitty Pizza Hut pizza.
Cool story, bro.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:08 pm to PrivatePublic
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Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:08 pm to Evolved Simian
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Is this the new stereotype? I'm out of the loop on these things...
That's what it says in my Racial Handbook. Keep it on me at all times.
Hopefully a new edition didn't come out and I missed it
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:15 pm to CNB
Who orders pizza for lunch on a Wednesday?
Must be a gross human.
Must be a gross human.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:15 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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new edition
New Edition is long gone, bruh.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:23 pm to The Spleen
Dammit I knew I was behind the times
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:26 pm to TbirdSpur2010
are we bringing back race week?
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:31 pm to Supreme Tiger
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Who orders pizza for lunch on a Wednesday?
Must be a gross human.
Maybe his pizza delivery driver killed himself.
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