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Is this the most insecure product on the market?

Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:43 am
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:43 am
DudeWipes

I hope none of y'all buy these things. How insecure would you have to be to spend $10 for 30 wipes just because it says Dude on the packaging?
This post was edited on 5/27/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46175 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:26 pm to
What do guys need wipes for anyways?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 4:56 pm to
Same thing you would use baby wipes for, camping and festivals etc, but intead of smelling like baby wipes you smell like Wolf Thorn or some shite.

I can definitely see a market for baby whipes branded to something other than babies, but dudewhipes is a shitty brand. I first saw them in Kroger about six months ago. They were in a weird section of the store which is even worse... they should be in the baby section because when a dude goes in to get baby whipes for his camping trip he goes straight to the baby section, he'll never even see these.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 8:06 pm to
I didn't think this was a real product until I read the ad.

quote:

Dude Wipes Singles are perfect for travel and TSA approved, butt, you should never really leave home without them. Use them on your face, pits, and other dude regions too.

100% BIODEGRADABLE Innovative All Natural & Sustainable Wipe Material

DUDE SIZED 25% Larger Than Other Butt Wipes

ALCOHOL & PARABEN FREE Because Nasty Dumps Don't Need Nasty Ingredients

FLUSH'EM ANYWHERE Certified to Flush and Disperse Like Toilet Paper by Scientist DUDES

FRAGRANCE FREE So You Don’t Get Blindsided by a Buttload of Lavender

SOOTHING ALOE & VITAMIN E To Protect Your Sensitive Sides
Posted by evegrant
Member since May 2017
14 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 2:23 am to
Lol
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36243 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:17 am to
As a parent of two, I hoard baby wipes and stick them everywhere. In the car, just so I can clean the dash in traffic, in the bathroom so I can have a luxurious wipe(you can flush baby wipes as long as you don't flush ten at one time..), and in the kitchen or den for more cleaning purposes.

These dudewipes are a fraud if they're that expensive.
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:20 am to
Total fraud.

I agree, a nice baby wipe wipe is glorious on the butthole.

Has totally cut down on the skid marks in my underloos
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:31 am to
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teamsandusky

No surprise that you are familiar with baby wipes.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:22 am to
What does that even mean
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:04 am to
quote:

DUDE SIZED 25% Larger Than Other Butt Wipes


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

What does that even mean


In recent weeks, Savage has accused TeamJackson (and others) of pedophilia, no less than 45 times.

Where have you been? Don't tell me you've been busy as a productive member of society, I won't believe you.
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