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I'M so fricking drunk (Nightly Thread)

Posted on 10/5/13 at 9:52 pm
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 9:52 pm
sup, bitches.

I'm drunk as frick. texting some hot bitch I think I love even though she might have just dumped me.

the frick do I care though. she's amazing. I love her. im drunk. LSU won. auburn won. frick bitches. get money!
This post was edited on 10/5/13 at 9:53 pm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 9:57 pm to
I've had the stomach bug all day and OM shite the bed. I hope she friend zones you
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

exting some hot bitch


Pics needed.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98814 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:00 pm to


Me and HJJ are being miserable together in our team's losses.

To make me feel better he's baking me a cake. I might love this guy.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:04 pm to
Put down the bottle and step away.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:05 pm to
I'm getting married tomorrow.


frick Auburn
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:05 pm to
quote:


To make me feel better he's baking me a cake.


he should bake a cake for Cassanova McKenzy after his unkind words tonight.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

I'm getting married tomorrow.



You're too young for that shite.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

texting some hot bitch I think I love even though she might have just dumped me.


you got to post pics. nobody here knows her and would care.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:08 pm to
Tell him to save me a slice. I need some comfort food when I can eat again
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30161 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:09 pm to
Currently getting drunk after that pathetic OM performance
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44315 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Tell him to save me a slice. I need some comfort food when I can eat again



Freezus and Bro will split a gallon of ice cream tonight and cry themselves to sleep.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Pics needed.


hang on. I texted her a link to this thread so, I need to get permission from this bitch to post pictures ore else she meight get mad at me.

also, i realize i made a frick ton of typos in that. I don't even fricking care.

basically, this bitch has the best personality ever. we have a metric frick ton of things in common (we are both fricking MechE students). she has the biggest fricking tits I've ever seen. I'm an arse man and these things are blwoing my fricking mind. But I go to Auburn and she goes to Clemson and some dildo asked her out last night despite me totally initiating long distance relationship earlier in the week.

tl;dir I'm drunk. I'm in love. This girl is awesome, but she is cock blocking a bro.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:11 pm to
Setting the o/u at irl 4
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:11 pm to
hmmm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46360 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:12 pm to
It's all their fault. It's frustrating as hell.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144958 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:12 pm to
We are all northwestern fans right now
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44315 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

she has the biggest fricking tits I've ever seen


So she weighs 250 pounds.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:13 pm to
220 easily
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/5/13 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

Currently getting drunk after that pathetic OM performance



We covered our spread. Moral victory!
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