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IM about to win the lottery
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:10 pm
No way I can lose this one. Already bought a boat and booked the Caesar's penthouse for next week
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:13 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I bought a ticket for the first time ever. Beginners luck, bitches.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:19 pm to CatFan81
Women can't win the lottery, it's a bylaw
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:21 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
SO bought one too for the first time.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:24 pm to CatFan81
I got up to the window and told the guy how many tickets I wanted and he asks me which lottery tickets I want like I'm not going to buy they fricking ones as everyone else all day long
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:27 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I just went into the gas station to buy a soda, walked up to the counter, and the attendant asked if I wanted to buy one... so I said why the hell not.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:28 pm to CatFan81
Don't forget us little people, Cat.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:29 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
thanks for paying the stupid tax guys. gotta get my kids into college somehow.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:30 pm to CatFan81
After my Vegas trip I am taking off work from end of March through mid September. I'll be in Atlanta mid to late may sometime and will give you a call.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:31 pm to PrivatePublic
Ur kids are too stupid to get into college anyway
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:38 pm to PrivatePublic
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thanks for paying the stupid tax guys. gotta get my kids into college somehow.
It's $2. Someone had to win it.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:08 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I bought tickets in hopes of doubling my net worth.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:11 pm to CatFan81
The winner of the biggest lottery in U.S. History, $610 million, bought only one ticket. It was rumored that she shite a brick and then had it gold plated.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:12 pm to heartbreakTiger
Half a billion dollars.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:13 pm to Kentucker
Kentucker when I win I'm gonna throw a big acid party this summer and you can come
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