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If your penis could talk, what would it say to you?

Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:39 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48672 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:39 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:40 pm to
Put me inside that
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:40 pm to
Thank you.
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:41 pm to
Keep your hands to yourself?
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:42 pm to
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quote:

He sings, dear McReb, I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Dear McReb, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truely how we feel
If we put our heads together we've just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all

Ohhhh and McReb, while your shaven, shave my balls



Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41033 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:42 pm to
Stop making me do push ups until I throw up?
Posted by 3xlsugrad
Member since Feb 2012
11037 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Put me inside that
"That" could be a lot of things.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48672 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:43 pm to
@ McReb
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16833 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:43 pm to
Stop beating me like I stole something
Posted by Travis Porter
Nice slums of Bridgeport
Member since Mar 2013
48 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:43 pm to
I need a break
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48672 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:45 pm to
Sometimes I figure mine would just look up and say "Sup"
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:53 pm to
I don't know what he says to me, but I pretty much say this to him.

Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:54 pm to
Stop squeezing me so hard
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24932 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:55 pm to
My penis would probably thank me for keeping it so moisturized.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:07 pm to
Sorry bout the mornings, man. I swear I'm not attracted to your bed.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:16 pm to
I... Can't... breathe....
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:20 pm to
Lose some weight fatass. Can't even see you anymore when we pee.
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
Guff of Mex
Member since Dec 2010
11972 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:20 pm to
He would probably me and not say a word, but I would know what he meant.
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23860 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

If your penis could talk, what would it say to you?


"answer that text, bro"
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