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I told a girl last night

Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:03 am
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:03 am
Roses are red, violets are blue I want to put my dick inside of you lol



And it worked lol. Jesus women are dumb
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:20 am to
Congrats I guess?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:29 am to
Great thread
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:36 am to
How many does this make for you? I'm trying to piece together why this seems like a big deal to you. First time in a while? First time ever?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21229 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:44 am to
This is why this board sucks.

Retards like this think a fleshlight is a real person
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 6:46 am to
what did she type back?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14094 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 7:32 am to
HPV comes in many colors.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30162 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:15 am to
Congrats on not being a virgin anymore
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:38 am to
Probably should have been a sign not to partake.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 9:15 am to
After hearing these words, his wife thought "frick it, it's the most foreplay i'm going to get all year, let's do this"
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19125 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 9:24 am to
Congrats on the STD
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3690 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 9:53 am to
Big plans for High school graduation, baw?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24094 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 10:20 am to
I hope you wore a good quality condom. Pussy that dirty will disintegrate the cheaper ones.

Also, are you sure it wasn't a tranny who tucked it? Did she glide it in herself? You may have fricked a pretty dude.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 10:37 am to
I want to punch stuff every time I read your posts.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 10:38 am to
:idontbelieveyougif:
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 10:42 am to
It was probably a big ole women
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 10:46 am to
Did you just meet her or did have you known her for a while?
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 11:29 am to
This literally never happened.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 11:32 am to
My virgin alert is going off. It must be broken though, because you clearly just had sex.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

It was probably a big ole women



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