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I lost my watch at a party

Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:29 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132207 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:29 pm
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch....
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:44 pm to
Dear Facebook.... or Sorry for partying.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 8:49 pm to
I lol'd.

I'm not proud of it, but I lol'd.
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
966 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 9:30 pm to
Are you "sure" it was an hour?
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

I lost my watch


quote:

An hour later


How did you know?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132207 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:34 am to
I looked at my phone
Posted by Shirley U Jhest
Member since Nov 2015
243 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:38 am to
quote:

I looked at my phone

laughed harder at this for some reason.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132207 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:53 am to
Two antennas got married. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great.

:Rimshot:
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 8:11 am to
I'll allow it.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69894 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 8:38 am to



Damnit
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 8:45 am to
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 10:11 am to
Heh.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8329 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:55 pm to
I've noticed the stereotype about Asians being poor drivers to be pretty true lately. This got me thinking. Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.
Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7383 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 1:26 pm to
dad humor auto-upvote
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 2:19 pm to
/r/dadjokes
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:50 pm to
Was this some kind of watch party?
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