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I just ventured over to Tumblr. What the fricking frick.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 6/5/15 at 2:35 pm
Did not have to look hard to find these. Jesus fricking christ. One thing these people and I agree on: We are not at all alike.
I've come to the realization that the human race, specifically Americans, are doomed. There is literally nothing that I, a single human being, can do to stop it. The only thing left is to crack open a beer and point and laugh at the crazy train that is speeding by.
I've come to the realization that the human race, specifically Americans, are doomed. There is literally nothing that I, a single human being, can do to stop it. The only thing left is to crack open a beer and point and laugh at the crazy train that is speeding by.
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I was feeling trapped in my human body, and just not myself, so I put on some makeup that expressed my innerself, though I wish I could have managed to look more deery, I’m not an expert with prosthetics, so there wasn’t much else I could do. Anyways, I went to graze in the woods like my true soul siblings. I know most people don’t get it. I have such a hard time being my true deerself around humans. But I just want to give hope and to tell other otherkin that they should never feel sad or lonely because we’re all connected through the earth.
Please don’t be afraid to be yourself.
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hey girl: toxic masculinity killed the world, but I believe that your kindness, altruism and teamwork can help us start to heal. I’m on your team.
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OMG I was at the plant prison at the home depot and discovered an aloe vera and coral cactus sisters and I knew I had to save them! I pulled a mission impossible and secretly helped them escape and now they’re my roommates. They’re great conversationalists and they tell me that they recognize me as aloe vera kin and that their names are Jerophilette and Slagathor say hi to the recently liberated plants/roommates everybody!!!
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I cant believe I’m in class like this
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Posted on 6/5/15 at 2:37 pm to cokebottleag
Still not as weird as yell leaders
Posted on 6/5/15 at 2:39 pm to cokebottleag
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I just ventured over to Tumblr.
Located the problem.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 2:45 pm to cokebottleag
Ok so a loon who thinks she's a deer, I suggest she prance around in the woods on her period during the rut.
The next loon is just a common thief.
The loon in class needs to go see the school shrink and ask for a transfer to the Ag farm where she will be properly fed and worked.
Fml ;banghead:
The next loon is just a common thief.
The loon in class needs to go see the school shrink and ask for a transfer to the Ag farm where she will be properly fed and worked.
Fml ;banghead:
Posted on 6/5/15 at 2:47 pm to cokebottleag
The internet fosters weirdness in case you haven't noticed. All you have to do is look for it.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 3:04 pm to cokebottleag
Some chicks want attention via makeup/dress and someone stole something from Home Depot. None of that is surprising.
The worst picture by far is the Mad Max one. I thought it was proven without a shadow of a doubt that testosterone poisoning is not a real thing.
The worst picture by far is the Mad Max one. I thought it was proven without a shadow of a doubt that testosterone poisoning is not a real thing.
This post was edited on 6/5/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 6/5/15 at 3:08 pm to cokebottleag
I'd prolly ball both of those chicks. Wouldn't give them my real name or phone number, but I'd stick and move.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 3:18 pm to cokebottleag
Read Tumblr for 20 minutes. You won't be so pissed off about Iran getting nukes...
Posted on 6/5/15 at 3:22 pm to wmr
Think these people are weird? Check out the Japanese some time. Those frickers invented weird. They live in such a structured, homogenized society that when they go off, its fricking waaaaayyyy off.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 4:22 pm to cokebottleag
Would finger.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 4:34 pm to Upperaltiger06
Need to see her rack
Posted on 6/5/15 at 4:40 pm to cokebottleag
Yep...they look just as clueless as they sound. 
Posted on 6/5/15 at 4:46 pm to cokebottleag
Do you think the first chick knows that female deer don't have antlers? Or is she a transgender otherkin?
Posted on 6/5/15 at 5:00 pm to BowlJackson
Genders are for slaves of today's patriarch society.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 5:13 pm to cokebottleag
She's kinda hot as a deer
Posted on 6/5/15 at 5:21 pm to CNB
So if she came across a male deer in heat would she use those antlers to rut?
Or would she run back to tumblr and post about how deer shouldn't perpetuate gender roles, and how the buck bullied her with his toxic masculinity?
Or would she run back to tumblr and post about how deer shouldn't perpetuate gender roles, and how the buck bullied her with his toxic masculinity?
Posted on 6/5/15 at 5:26 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Posted on 6/5/15 at 6:01 pm to cokebottleag
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ventured over to Tumblr
Only to be used as a porn changeup
Locating anything else on there is a rookie mistake, brah
Posted on 6/5/15 at 8:49 pm to cokebottleag
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crack open a beer and point and laugh at the crazy train that is speeding by.
This is the best approach. It beats the hell out of trying to understand what's going on inside their brains.
Posted on 6/5/15 at 9:04 pm to Kentucker
So hooking up with one counts as bestiality? Just saying....
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