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I am at a Tennessee wedding right now
Posted on 4/1/17 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 4/1/17 at 7:52 pm
My cousin and her now husband went to Tennessee and the wedding is on top of Lookout Mountain
It's everything I thought it would be
You guys know how to put on weddings
Having a blast
Lots of attractive women too
It's everything I thought it would be
You guys know how to put on weddings
Having a blast
Lots of attractive women too
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Posted on 4/1/17 at 7:53 pm to goldennugget
God's country. God's team.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 7:54 pm to goldennugget
See if you can find Tennessee a decent football coach while you're there.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 7:54 pm to goldennugget
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Lots of attractive women too
Pics..we'll be the judge of that
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:27 pm to goldennugget
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My cousin and my other cosuin/her now husband went to Tennessee and the wedding is on top of Lookout Mountain
Sounds right
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:47 pm to goldennugget
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top of Lookout Mountain
You're here in Chattanooga on my stomping grounds.
Ride the Incline Railway down the mountain and walk across the street to the 1885 Grill. Tell Miguel you want the fried okra and pimento cheese appetizer (seriously it awesome).
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:28 pm to goldennugget
I stayed at the Chanticleer bed and breakfast last summer. I checked out See Rock City and Ruby Falls. I never got around to the railway car ride because I ran out of time which sucks because I bought the 3 ticket package deal. See Rock City was cool, but the whole garden gnome setting was kind of strange.
I'm from Missouri, which is one of if not thee cave capital of the United States, so I love checking out caves. I didn't like Ruby Falls as much though because it was too much of a mass tourist attraction type deal. It all felt fake and lame to me. The whole light show and music at the end to reveal the fall was just so uhhhh.
I'm headed to Yellowstone this summer. That's more of my type of vacation. Just go out without a guide, explore, and go wherever the frick you want in the wilderness. frick these factor type tours. I just wanna go out and explore shite on trails and possibly run into a big arse bear or bison. BRING IT ON, BITCH!
All I need is my walking stick, my Canon 80D with my 400mm wildlife lens, my Glock 19 MOS, and bear spray.
I'm from Missouri, which is one of if not thee cave capital of the United States, so I love checking out caves. I didn't like Ruby Falls as much though because it was too much of a mass tourist attraction type deal. It all felt fake and lame to me. The whole light show and music at the end to reveal the fall was just so uhhhh.
I'm headed to Yellowstone this summer. That's more of my type of vacation. Just go out without a guide, explore, and go wherever the frick you want in the wilderness. frick these factor type tours. I just wanna go out and explore shite on trails and possibly run into a big arse bear or bison. BRING IT ON, BITCH!
All I need is my walking stick, my Canon 80D with my 400mm wildlife lens, my Glock 19 MOS, and bear spray.
This post was edited on 4/1/17 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:36 pm to TigerTalker16
All the stalagmites look like dicks
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:42 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I love how at the beginning of the tour when you see that big stalagmite that looks like the top has been rubbed down the guide guy is like "Oh yeah, you can touch this stalagmite but non of the others" and I was at the front of the line and just looked at him like "I ain't touching that shite, ninja". You know how many gross, fat, and trashy arse people touched that thing? I already know some fat bastard reached down his pants to itch his nuts while he took that elevator ride down. That thing probably has dick cheese and who knows what else on it.
Posted on 4/1/17 at 9:57 pm to goldennugget
Lookout mountain is beautiful
TN is a beautiful state altogether
TN is a beautiful state altogether
Posted on 4/2/17 at 10:58 am to SavageOrangeJug
quote:no wonder you're fat.
fried okra and pimento cheese appetizer
Posted on 4/2/17 at 2:03 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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All the stalagmites look like dicks
The way your brain works, everything looks like a dick.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:47 pm to goldennugget
Bang a brides maid name Susie Mae who has daisey dukes on under her dress
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:50 pm to TigerTalker16
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I'm from Missouri, which is one of if not thee cave capital of the United States, so I love checking out caves.
KY has a pretty massive cave system
If you like caves I take it you have been to Carlsbad?
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:03 pm to TigerTalker16
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Rock City
The best time to go to Rock City is around Christmas and at night. They do an amazing job with it.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:55 pm to goldennugget
OP, was this at the Fairyland Club?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:37 am to goldennugget
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My cousin and her now husband went to Tennessee
Could she not legally marry her hunting dog in Louisiana?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 7:51 am to goldennugget
It appears op had no date. Quite shocking for how alpha he is.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 10:16 am to SavageOrangeJug
1885 Grill is awesome. Chattanooga is a great city.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 2:24 pm to TigerTalker16
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I'm from Missouri, which is one of if not thee cave capital of the United States, so I love checking out caves. I didn't like Ruby Falls as much though because it was too much of a mass tourist attraction type deal. It all felt fake and lame to me. The whole light show and music at the end to reveal the fall was just so uhhhh.
Tennessee has more caves than any other state in the country. Including Missouri. Definitely a lot of better choices than Ruby falls, although it's not terrible for a tourist trap.
Cumberland Caverns is worth checking out if you're ever back in East TN.
This post was edited on 4/4/17 at 2:25 pm
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