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I accidentally touched my Mother-in-law's boobie today.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:47 pm
Really awkward eye contact ensued. I immediately fled out of fear. I spent the rest of the evening making sure I wasn't in the same room with her.
Should I address the situation by talking to her? Or should I just let it be?
If she was an easy woman to deal with, it would be a no brainer. To put it nicely, she is extremely difficult.
Should I address the situation by talking to her? Or should I just let it be?
If she was an easy woman to deal with, it would be a no brainer. To put it nicely, she is extremely difficult.
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Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:48 pm to Legendary0903
Only way to fix this is by doing the sex.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:51 pm to Legendary0903
She wants the D.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:53 pm to Legendary0903
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If she was an easy woman to deal with, it would be a no brainer. To put it nicely, she is extremely difficult.
And yet she allowed you to flee after touching her boob sans repercussions.
Verdict: her difficulty is a façade. She wants the D
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:56 pm to Legendary0903
To truly assist you we're going to need pics of both the MiL and the Wife. Help us help you.
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:05 am to KSGamecock
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To truly assist you we're going to need pics of both the MiL and the Wife. Help us help you.
Thanks in advance.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:55 am to Legendary0903
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I accidentally touched my Mother-in-law's boobie today.
Well how much touching was done...just and accidental rub i assume?
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Should I address the situation by talking to her?
It shouldnt have been that big of a deal unless you full out grabbed them. Right then you should have just said oops, my bad.
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Or should I just let it be?
You already ran off and chose this route. To go back now would just make it more weird. Just play it cool. It will make her want the D even more.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 1:07 am to Legendary0903
Has anyone mentioned that she wants the D?
Because she wants the D
Because she wants the D
Posted on 3/23/15 at 1:12 am to Legendary0903
Don't say a word about it. It never happened. I can't imagine the awkwardness of bringing up such a thing so long after the fact. Screw that.
2) Make every effort to inconspicuously postition your penis to within reach of her dominant hand as many times as possible over the next three months. If anything unexpected happens roll with it.
2) Make every effort to inconspicuously postition your penis to within reach of her dominant hand as many times as possible over the next three months. If anything unexpected happens roll with it.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 1:56 am to Legendary0903
Don't bring it up directly, but diffuse the situation by telling an amusing anecdote over dinner about women who go around pressing their titties into men's hands.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:51 am to Legendary0903
Was this before or after you watched 50 Shades and your wife kicked you onto the guest bed for trying surprise BDSM?
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Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:14 am to Merck
Look what the cat drug in 
Posted on 3/23/15 at 6:55 am to Legendary0903
Was this contact, full on hand contact, or a brush up on some side boob?
Side Boob is no problem.
If you grabbed her titty, then she is expecting the D. Suggest you let her catch you fapping, like in the porn videos and see what happens next. then profit. Thank me later.
Side Boob is no problem.
If you grabbed her titty, then she is expecting the D. Suggest you let her catch you fapping, like in the porn videos and see what happens next. then profit. Thank me later.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 6:58 am to derSturm37
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Make every effort to inconspicuously postition your penis to within reach of her dominant hand as many times as possible over the next three months. If anything unexpected happens roll with it.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 7:00 am to Merck
frick the OT. I just like stirring those bitches up.
The SECOT is where I bring my actual problems, which I have very few to begin with.
The SECOT is where I bring my actual problems, which I have very few to begin with.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 7:02 am to Legendary0903
Pics of tits or it's a lie.
Send her a dick pic. That's the only way to fix this and introduce balance back into your universe.
Send her a dick pic. That's the only way to fix this and introduce balance back into your universe.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 7:03 am to Legendary0903
You should pull out your dick and offer it to her to be touched.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 8:14 am to Legendary0903
How did the incident go down?
I saw my mother in law's baby maker once, but luckily I don't think she knew I saw it so it didn't have to be addressed. We were all at a beach house on vacation, and our baby was staying in her room(mother in law's choice). I went in her room to get something out if the baby bag, and didn't know she was in the shower. As I turned the corner, I saw her reflection in the mirror as she stepped out of the shower. She had a towel over her top half of I'd have seen dem tittays. My wife thought it was hilarious, and nearly 10 years later still asks me if I was turned on by it. I wasn't.
I saw my mother in law's baby maker once, but luckily I don't think she knew I saw it so it didn't have to be addressed. We were all at a beach house on vacation, and our baby was staying in her room(mother in law's choice). I went in her room to get something out if the baby bag, and didn't know she was in the shower. As I turned the corner, I saw her reflection in the mirror as she stepped out of the shower. She had a towel over her top half of I'd have seen dem tittays. My wife thought it was hilarious, and nearly 10 years later still asks me if I was turned on by it. I wasn't.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 8:20 am to Legendary0903
PIIHB
Posted on 3/23/15 at 8:39 am to Legendary0903
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