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Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:47 pm to The Silverback
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:47 pm to The Silverback
Tell her about your toe licking fetish. And about how you fantasize about destroying household items with baseball bats.
Asian women love sociopaths.
Asian women love sociopaths.
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Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:08 pm to GumpInLex
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My wife is Asian. Its no different than picking up any other woman (assuming she speaks fluent english). Depends on where she's from. My wife is Thai, theyre mostly friendly. The Chinese, not so much so... Basically, try not to act like she will just be fulfilling some weird asian fetish you have and you should be good. Unless youre just bad at picking u p women in general. Then ive got nuthin' for you.
My wife is half-Thai; mother inlaw is full.
This guy is correct, but I also found being super honest and up front works really well.
I was a bit of an Asian connoisseur in college.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:04 pm to Edearl Watson
Ha! Now that is a classic
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:05 pm to Cheese Grits
I'm actually not a fan of bound feet, but I have seen some nice Asian feet FWIW
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:06 pm to No Colors
Not sure if she would like that, last time I spoke to an Asian woman I was at a restaraunt, before then, it was many years. Need to find the right one I guess
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:17 pm to The Silverback
What's up with you and feet baw!? Lol. Damn I hate looking at any feet. When I smash a chic I wish they all had socks on! 
To each his own I guess.
To each his own I guess.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:57 am to The Silverback
You'll do just fine if you hang out in a town with lots of Asians, like L.A. or San Francisco. There is nothing better in this world than a good Asian woman--they are the only women left who know how to treat a man right.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:59 am to GumpInLex
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My wife is Asian.
No pics, didn't happen.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:58 am to The Silverback
Asian women love money .... If you don't have money, forget it.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:00 pm to The Silverback
Pixelate your wiener
Posted on 11/28/15 at 1:03 pm to mauser
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Asian women love money .
This is pretty much true,just like with any other woman. The big difference about Asian women (at least the one I am married to ) They don't mind working to get money,or sacrificing some stuff to save it.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 6:20 pm to arcalades
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Lavish them with money, gifts, and flattery.
Same thing with Latinas. Two of the three will work.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 6:56 pm to The Silverback
Nod your head when she asks you "sucky sucky five dolla"
Posted on 11/28/15 at 7:32 pm to Mullet Flap
I'm not an expert on picking up Asian women, but I did see an Asian woman pick up a beer bottle with her groove thang
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:22 pm to The Silverback
Is their love box really sideways?
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:23 pm to The Silverback
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How do you do it? Can't do it no matter what I do it seems
You ask them for help on your calculus homework.
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:42 pm to The Silverback
It all starts with a trip to the massage parlor and flashing a little extra cash on top of the massage price.
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