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How to pick up Asian women
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:37 am
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:37 am
How do you do it? Can't do it no matter what I do it seems
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Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:42 am to The Silverback
With chopsticks
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:55 am to The Silverback
Lift with your legs, not with your back. 
Lavish them with money, gifts, and flattery.
Lavish them with money, gifts, and flattery.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 9:56 am to CNB
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:12 am to The Silverback
Ask them a math problem.
I'll be here all night.
I'll be here all night.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:31 am to The Silverback
My wife is Asian. Its no different than picking up any other woman (assuming she speaks fluent english). Depends on where she's from. My wife is Thai, theyre mostly friendly. The Chinese, not so much so... Basically, try not to act like she will just be fulfilling some weird asian fetish you have and you should be good. Unless youre just bad at picking u p women in general. Then ive got nuthin' for you. 
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:36 am to arcalades
Lol
Yeah I'll lavish them with all kinds of stuff. Treat her like a princess
Yeah I'll lavish them with all kinds of stuff. Treat her like a princess
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:38 am to The Silverback
They are small so put thumb in the pink and middle finger in the stink. Like a six pack.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:43 am to The Silverback
Move to Houston.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:46 am to Pitch To Johnny
See location in my profile
Posted on 11/27/15 at 10:47 am to HogBalls
I start with the feet lol
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:12 am to The Silverback
Go to Aling's Hakka and start talking to them, eventually you will get lucky.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:32 am to The Silverback
First tell them you have a really big dick. Once they have fallen under your spell and you have a moment alone put your thumb up her arse. Asian chicks love that shite.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 11:58 am to The Silverback
You are going about is arse backwards…
Lick your eyebrows and just wait for them to pick you up.
Lick your eyebrows and just wait for them to pick you up.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 12:40 pm to The Silverback
Need details.
How much does she weigh?
How much does she weigh?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 2:33 pm to MIZ_COU
Sprinkle MSG on your dick before you go to a Chinese buffet.
Works 90% of the time.
Works 90% of the time.
Posted on 11/27/15 at 5:15 pm to GumpInLex
My only problem with them is their feet are hit and miss
Posted on 11/27/15 at 5:16 pm to MIZ_COU
100 lbs?
Posted on 11/27/15 at 5:47 pm to The Silverback
Tell her your name is Long Duk Dong
This post was edited on 11/27/15 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 11/27/15 at 6:41 pm to The Silverback
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The Silverback
Win - Win for you
Find some Asian chick who had her feet bound, as it excites your foot fetish and he can't run from you.
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