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re: How to get away with a DUI.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:12 pm to Volmanac
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:12 pm to Volmanac
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Take the keys out of the ignition and throw them on the dashboard before the cop gets to your door.
Has worked for me in the past.
If you're in Alabama and you're sitting behind the wheel, you're DUI. It doesn't matter if the keys are in the ignition, on the dash, or at the bottom of the river you just drove across.
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:15 pm to ForeverGator
This is DUI'ing 101, leave the scene, although they can charge you for that, your lawyer can argue that you became intoxicated after.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:17 pm to JustGetItRight
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If you're in Alabama and you're sitting behind the wheel, you're DUI. It doesn't matter if the keys are in the ignition, on the dash, or at the bottom of the river you just drove across.
Yup, this is the case almost always. Had a friend back in the day get a DUI for sleeping in his car(back seat) in the bar parking lot.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:19 pm to Cheese Grits
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In the old days the cops would actually be your cab ride home if you asked them to without them having to pull you over. I miss the old days.
I really wish this was a thing now.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:22 pm to deltaland
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If you do what I say, by the time they draw blood, your BAC will likely be below the legal limit, and they can't charge you.
This is in MS, and yes it does work.
So how do you beat the licence suspension required for refusing the chemical test as required under Mississippi's implied consent law?
It doesn't require a DUI charge, just a refusal to blow.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:25 pm to mizslu314
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In the old days the cops would actually be your cab ride home if you asked them to without them having to pull you over. I miss the old days.
My father in law and his buddies were trashed and driving drunk for his bachelor party, got caught, PD called in a motorcycle cop to escort them to the strip club
Posted on 8/27/15 at 2:19 pm to NYCAuburn
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This is DUI'ing 101, leave the scene, although they can charge you for that, your lawyer can argue that you became intoxicated after.
Worked a motorcycle wreck (vollie fire/ems) once where the guy who had a broken leg and multiple lesser injuries claimed he was in so much pain after the accident, he'd had a couple of drinks to take the edge off.
Everyone knew he was lying, but he was the only one hurt, his leg was seriously messed up and when he went to trial a few months later he still couldn't put any weight on it and hadn't been able to work (did some kind of manual labor). The judge basically said "I know you're lying, but you're not going to be driving anywhere for a long time anyhow" and let him plead to reckless driving.
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 6:43 pm to ForeverGator
I'll say it again: A lot of drunken driving pieces of shite up in this thread.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 6:54 pm to GeauxToBed
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In MS, if you don't blow your license is automatically suspended for a year (or so MS cops have told me) simply for refusing to blow.
I'd rather have a suspended license and get out of the DUI.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 6:56 pm to JustGetItRight
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So how do you beat the licence suspension required for refusing the chemical test as required under Mississippi's implied consent law?
You don't.
But a DUI is expensive and can hurt your chance at employment. You're better off taking the suspension and working around that
Posted on 8/27/15 at 6:57 pm to NYCAuburn
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This is DUI'ing 101, leave the scene, although they can charge you for that, your lawyer can argue that you became intoxicated after.
Or you can spin the car around to face the cop car before he can get your license plate, get out of the car, shoot the cop, then torch his car along with his dash cam and haul arse outta there
Posted on 8/27/15 at 7:13 pm to ForeverGator
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How to get away with a DUI.
Don't drink and drive. There are sober people out on the roads who don't want to be killed by your carelessness.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 7:19 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Don't drink and drive. There are sober people out on the roads who don't want to be killed by your carelessness.
Totally agree, frick the people in this thread trying to avoid taking responsibility.
Guarantee they're the same people who whine about that kind of stuff regarding public aid.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:07 am to kywildcatfanone
I didn't post this crap to encourage it. I posted it because of the sheer stupidity of the media to basically tell you how to get away with it. I hope no one drinks and drives, period.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:19 am to Stonehog
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I'm guessing you've never actually done this. You will still get a DUI even if you do all that. When you sign your driver's license you agree to blow. If you refuse they'll just give you a field sobriety test and arrest you for refusal to blow.
Well by law I cannot be judged by a failed field sobriety test. My neurological disorder will cause me to fail every single time sober or drunk. If they tried I'd force legal action and the case would be thrown out before it ever reached a courtroom.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:34 am to memphisplaya
I'm amazed at the number of people here that are basically OK with drinking and driving. You're the assholes that are OK with risking the rest of our lives. 
Don't want a DUI? Don't drink and drive. That simple.
Don't want a DUI? Don't drink and drive. That simple.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:48 am to Motengator
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I did almost this exact thing one night, except right when the nurse came in with the needle, I told them I was scared of needles and changed my mind. I tried to buy as much time as I could. When we got back to booking, they refused me the breathalyzer! They were not happy about driving me around. Took it to court and was found not guilty by a jury. Was I drunk, probably but I wasn't going to give them anything to fight me with.
I'd have beaten you with a phone book outside of a camera's view if I was one of those cops.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:00 pm to hoginthesw
I don't think anyone is condoning drunk driving, i.e. DWI, but many people believe our DUI laws, thanks in large part to many political influences (MADD and DUI lawyer lobbyists, local P.D. revenue generation, high profile media stories, etc.) are a bit excessive.
We are talking about .08 BAC, which many average Americans can reach at dinner with a few glasses of wine/beer.
Compare that to texting/using phone while driving, eating in the car, fiddling with radio/gps, prescription medication, adderal/sleep deterrents many truckers use, etc, and I think you have similar levels of distraction.
I am for strict and harsh penalties for DWIs, but most DUIs are just part of a revenue generating sting for local PDs which greatly benefits the local gov'ts and lawyers.
We are talking about .08 BAC, which many average Americans can reach at dinner with a few glasses of wine/beer.
Compare that to texting/using phone while driving, eating in the car, fiddling with radio/gps, prescription medication, adderal/sleep deterrents many truckers use, etc, and I think you have similar levels of distraction.
I am for strict and harsh penalties for DWIs, but most DUIs are just part of a revenue generating sting for local PDs which greatly benefits the local gov'ts and lawyers.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:42 pm to hoginthesw
I'm not ok with it, nor do I partake in it. To easy to find a ride, taxi, uber Ect.
I'm just stating that if an officer attempted to arrest me for a DUI based on a field sobriety test, then it would never hold up. I can be 110% sober, and I will fail.
I'm just stating that if an officer attempted to arrest me for a DUI based on a field sobriety test, then it would never hold up. I can be 110% sober, and I will fail.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:51 pm to deltaland
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If you know you're drunk, refuse to blow. But don't admit to drinking, or say you haven't been drinking. Just say "if you gotta take me to jail, take me to jail". It takes 15 min to get you to station, another 30-40 min to prepare the machine that you blow in. Right when they get it ready, tell them you prefer a blood test. They have to put you back in the car, drive to the hospital, and go through the process to get blood work done. You're sober by this time
You really think a drunk is going to remember all of this shite
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