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How do I tell my manager that she stinks?

Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:10 pm
Posted by blackmamba
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
765 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:10 pm
Personally, I take a shower every morning. Its just something I do to wake up and make me smell and look clean. On the other hand, my manager smells bad once a week. Today, she walked over to my computer and I caught a whif of something potent. I kind of flinched when it hit me because it was so bad. I think she saw me flinch because she walked away and said she feels like she smells something. I didn't want to make it awkward so I ignored what she said. I wanted to tell her so bad to clean her dirty arse before coming to work. Is there any respectable way to get her to shower on the reg?
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:10 pm to
Wrong board?
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19021 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:10 pm to


Wrong board, though
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
64966 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:11 pm to
OT
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48699 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:13 pm to
You'll have to shower with her if you want to make sure
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:14 pm to
only way is to ask her out....and move in with her and make sure she showers.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4230 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:15 pm to
Just point her to [link=(www.hogville.net)]LINK[/link]
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:16 pm to
Tell her that one of your fryers is not working right and see if she will cook an order of fries for you. Hopefully the grease smell will help cover it up.
Posted by HottyToddy17
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2013
223 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:17 pm to
Did she go to moo state?
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:17 pm to
I agree with the other posters... Take her out, get her drunk, take her back to your place and then go down on her for a couple minutes... At that point you can roll her over and right when you're about to smooch her butthole you need to stop and tell her that her anus smells kind of ripe... She will get the message and you will have gotten that puzzay. WIN/WIN


Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52279 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:18 pm to
Just tell that bitch to shutup and make you a sammich
Posted by blackmamba
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
765 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:18 pm to
Didn't realize I was still on the rant. Preciate the great advice so far.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145059 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:18 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19911 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:19 pm to
You nasty bastages.
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:23 pm to
Had a boss with shitty breath. So I know your pain
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 7:25 pm
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45136 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:25 pm to
21-0
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68266 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

wrong board


Not really, most posters are shitty and need some cleaningup
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

At that point you can roll her over and right when you're about to smooch her butthole you need to stop and tell her that her anus smells kind of ripe


If he can smell, through her clothes and at a personal distance, to the point of flinching, it will probably kill him if he goes down.

Best solution here is to find out where she lives and leave a box of wipes on her doorstep.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:31 pm to
Is she an A&M fan?
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