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How do all strippers smell the same?
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:00 pm
In my experiance, both national and international, all races, they smell the same every time. How does this happen? Is there a common ointment they use, likely made by the Dutch? Serious answers only please.
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:04 pm to OBReb6
It's Shame.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:29 pm to OBReb6
Menthols, latex, despair, and fruity perfume.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:36 pm to tidalmouse
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Shame.
What's to be ashamed of? Having a hot body and getting a shite ton of your money for nothing more than looking? My arse is jelly.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:47 pm to PrivatePublic
Most strippers aren't "hot".
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:48 pm to OBReb6
FDS only has one smell
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Most strippers aren't "hot".
Then why the frick are you looking at them?
Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:52 pm to PrivatePublic
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Then why the frick are you looking at them?
Roger is only attracted to inner beauty, it's really gay.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 1:50 pm to PrivatePublic
Because they are women and they are naked.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 2:14 pm to OBReb6
It's the smell of their dad's not loving them.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 2:17 pm to OBReb6
I think they all buy that same shimmery lotion shite.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 4:44 pm to OBReb6
Cigarettes and cheap perfume along with the natural aroma of beer and stale cig butts in the establishments they work in.
Posted on 5/16/15 at 4:47 pm to OBReb6
Just like how all LSU fans smell like corndogs
Posted on 5/16/15 at 5:08 pm to OBReb6
It's a cross between cheap friuty (but good smelling) perfume and powder..
Posted on 5/16/15 at 10:33 pm to OBReb6
Sweat, glitter glue, desperation and meth, dammit boy I love that smell
Posted on 5/16/15 at 10:36 pm to OBReb6
It's cocoa butter
Posted on 5/17/15 at 6:47 am to DMagic
Only on the swarthy ones.
Posted on 5/17/15 at 7:46 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Only on the swarthy ones.
If you are sniffing strippers, I think you are doing it wrong.
Posted on 5/17/15 at 7:52 am to LanierSpots
I would say if you aren't sniffing strippers you are soon it wrong. Revel in that sweaty grimey dirty stench.
Posted on 5/17/15 at 12:44 pm to Roger Klarvin
There's gottdamn hot, and there's trashy hot.
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