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Giant Anaconda found in Brazil
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:04 am
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:04 am
I don't know if its real or what but that is one awesome snake.
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This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 11:01 am
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Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:23 am to Sneaky__Sally
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Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:30 am to Sneaky__Sally
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:35 am to TbirdSpur2010
"Don't know nothing about no Braziian anaconda, but I got your Texas Black Snake right here", T-Bird. 
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:36 am to Sneaky__Sally
Not no but HELL NO!!!
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:43 am to Sneaky__Sally
Fake. And forced perspective.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:46 am to Sneaky__Sally
Nicki Minaj wants her dildo back
Posted on 9/28/16 at 10:35 am to Sneaky__Sally
Classic phone camera distortion. Short focal length cameras make things in the foreground look much bigger than things in the background. It's how the story of the 8 foot rattlesnake went around
Posted on 9/28/16 at 10:51 am to MIZ_COU
ya i'm sure it was tiny - 20' long snakes are little bitches
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 10:53 am
Posted on 9/28/16 at 10:54 am to MIZ_COU
Yeah. Obviously this snake is not scary, and probably only a few inches long.
Thats a big f-ing snake.
Thats a big f-ing snake.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 10:56 am to AUjim
Giant Snake Vid - Touching GDKC on the head while its alive
Giant Snake Vid - Python Attacks
Giant Snake Vid - Python Attacks
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 11:03 am
Posted on 9/28/16 at 10:58 am to Sneaky__Sally
It's a big anaconda but 10 meters? Nah.
#inb4V&Smeasurementclaim
#inb4V&Smeasurementclaim
Posted on 9/28/16 at 11:01 am to Kentucker
ok ok i changed the title
Posted on 9/28/16 at 11:47 am to Sneaky__Sally
quote:
Giant Anaconda found in Brazil
I kept it in my pants at the Olympics.
What the frick?
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:47 pm to Sneaky__Sally
nobody said it's not big mo rans. It's just not nearly as big as it looks it that photo. It's actually impossible to tell from that photo but it looks 15 feet. which is a big fricking snake
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 5:54 am
Posted on 9/28/16 at 4:39 pm to Sneaky__Sally
Posted on 9/28/16 at 6:46 pm to Sneaky__Sally
Just imagine walking through the jungle, even with a group if that thing gets ahold of you it's over, man. One bite, wrapping around you, squeezing you to death and you can't do anything because it's 350 pounds of prehistoric strength is breaking all of your bones.
Yeah, frick that.
Yeah, frick that.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:50 pm to Sneaky__Sally
That anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 11:03 pm to five_fivesix
quote:Google the babysitter 6 scene 4 lol
"Don't know nothing about no Braziian anaconda, but I got your Texas Black Snake right here", T-Bird
Posted on 9/28/16 at 11:19 pm to Sneaky__Sally
Snakes. I hate snakes.
Came across a 5' cobra on a golf course in Krabi, Thailand, once. Buddy almost stepped on it. Caddies said it was a 10-minute death if bitten. We were more than that just back to clubhouse. All we would have been able to do was pull out the phones and say, "Tell your family what you want them to hear."
I know some of you people will go on about them being majestic, beautiful, and misunderstood.
You're wrong. Only good snake is a dead snake.
Came across a 5' cobra on a golf course in Krabi, Thailand, once. Buddy almost stepped on it. Caddies said it was a 10-minute death if bitten. We were more than that just back to clubhouse. All we would have been able to do was pull out the phones and say, "Tell your family what you want them to hear."
I know some of you people will go on about them being majestic, beautiful, and misunderstood.
You're wrong. Only good snake is a dead snake.
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