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Posted on 9/24/16 at 11:18 pm to LewDawg
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Yeah, nothing like making your wife have an invasive surgical procedure instead of you being uncomfortable for 30 mins
It's no more invasive than a vasectomy.
Posted on 9/24/16 at 11:48 pm to Evolved Simian
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It's no more invasive than a vasectomy.
What an ignorant thing to say
Posted on 9/25/16 at 11:08 am to PrivatePublic
The pain is intense but brief. Will be over in a matter of seconds. The worst part is letting another man touch your balls. Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 12:56 pm to PrivatePublic
It hurts.
Frozen peas.
Rest.
Load is reduced volume. Squirt, Squirt, little squirt, rather than Big wave, good wave, good wave, good wave, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, little squirt.
Frozen peas.
Rest.
Load is reduced volume. Squirt, Squirt, little squirt, rather than Big wave, good wave, good wave, good wave, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, little squirt.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 12:59 pm to PrivatePublic
It's no big deal if you stay in bed and ice em for 3 days after. It's the idiots that try to do stuff that have pain and issues
Unfortunately one year after I did it my wife had to have a hysterectomy, so my pain was in vein
Unfortunately one year after I did it my wife had to have a hysterectomy, so my pain was in vein
Posted on 9/25/16 at 2:07 pm to LanierSpots
Had it done 10 years ago, it's really no big deal. Plan it for a Friday before some decent football games, keep ice on your junk, take lortab and drink watching football.
Posted on 9/26/16 at 1:11 am to PrivatePublic
Not to scare the shite out of you but my cousin had it done and got an infection in both nuts. He was miserable for damn near a month. His balls were the size of a grapefruit. Had to sit neked with legs spread for 2 weeks. THEN after going through all that his dumb arse didn't go back with a sample to make sure it worked and his wife got pregnant a month later. So needless to say when that child was born she got her tubes tied 
Posted on 9/26/16 at 8:08 am to PrivatePublic
First, get the Dr to give you a Valium to get you through the door. It'll make the whole morning better. I took 1/2 before I got in the shower and half in the parking lot of the Dr office.
2nd: shave your own junk in the shower before the Valium kicks in.
3rd: Have something witty to say to the cute nurse that will be taping down your scared, limp pecker.
ETA- I felt the cauterization, it was extremely unpleasant and felt like someone was putting out a cigarette in my kidneys. The DR was surprised, but I've always been able to feel pain regardless of Novocaine at the Dentist, so it's probably just me.
4th: Go home after and do exactly what the Dr says. If he says lay flat for 24 hrs, do it. Most folks have problems when the think, "Gee, I don't feel that bad, I'm going to mow the grass or go to work." Just use it as an excuse to lay around for a weekend and do nothing.
5th: (probably most IMPORTANT)- go back to get your sperm count checked!!!! My Dr. said 15 loads and come back to give a sample. The Mrs gave me a 1 for 1 plan, you might be able to work a better deal, I went back after 15 and STILL HAD SWIMMERS!!! You do NOT want a pregnancy after you ALREADY are cut!!! Make sure you're shooting blanks. I had to wait 3 more weeks and get checked again to get the all clear.
Worry free sex is a pretty great outcome. I did have some issues, nothing crazy though. I could "feel" my balls for about 8 months. They're always there, but you normally don't "feel" them. I did. Not quite uncomfortable, but close. After about a year, everything was fine.
2nd: shave your own junk in the shower before the Valium kicks in.
3rd: Have something witty to say to the cute nurse that will be taping down your scared, limp pecker.
ETA- I felt the cauterization, it was extremely unpleasant and felt like someone was putting out a cigarette in my kidneys. The DR was surprised, but I've always been able to feel pain regardless of Novocaine at the Dentist, so it's probably just me.
4th: Go home after and do exactly what the Dr says. If he says lay flat for 24 hrs, do it. Most folks have problems when the think, "Gee, I don't feel that bad, I'm going to mow the grass or go to work." Just use it as an excuse to lay around for a weekend and do nothing.
5th: (probably most IMPORTANT)- go back to get your sperm count checked!!!! My Dr. said 15 loads and come back to give a sample. The Mrs gave me a 1 for 1 plan, you might be able to work a better deal, I went back after 15 and STILL HAD SWIMMERS!!! You do NOT want a pregnancy after you ALREADY are cut!!! Make sure you're shooting blanks. I had to wait 3 more weeks and get checked again to get the all clear.
Worry free sex is a pretty great outcome. I did have some issues, nothing crazy though. I could "feel" my balls for about 8 months. They're always there, but you normally don't "feel" them. I did. Not quite uncomfortable, but close. After about a year, everything was fine.
This post was edited on 9/26/16 at 8:13 am
Posted on 9/26/16 at 1:11 pm to PrivatePublic
Google something called Post Vasectomy Pain Syndrome.
My symptoms showed up about 6 months after the deal. Short story: uncomfortable to get an erection. Eye watering pain to ejaculate.
They were pretty bad for about 3 years. The Dr. said basically that it was an allergy to built up sperm cells that couldn't escape. And that it would take a few years to subside.
Now, 7 years post op, I only notice it occasionally. But it is very real and can be debilitating in some cases.
My symptoms showed up about 6 months after the deal. Short story: uncomfortable to get an erection. Eye watering pain to ejaculate.
They were pretty bad for about 3 years. The Dr. said basically that it was an allergy to built up sperm cells that couldn't escape. And that it would take a few years to subside.
Now, 7 years post op, I only notice it occasionally. But it is very real and can be debilitating in some cases.
Posted on 9/26/16 at 1:34 pm to five_fivesix
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No one is touching my junk with a knife.
My thoughts exactly, and now I have two kids in college,.................... and one in 3rd grade.
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Posted on 9/26/16 at 2:20 pm to PrivatePublic
i had to get knocked out for mine.
it went fine, just have the cold peas ready. you'll be a little tender. i went to church for the first time in my life with shorts on that sunday because i didn't want anything hugging the boys 3 days later.
i will tell a humorous anecdote though.
i got knocked out, came back to and my wife and kids were there. they took me home and i slept well. had to pee after only drinking water the night before and morning of the surgery. first thing i need to do after that is pee.
i walk in there pretty groggy and start sitting down with the swollen boys. my wife says, no stand and i'll make sure you're ok. i say, i'd rather sit. she makes me stand. while peeing, i pass out, slam my head in the wall and slump over with my penis out and hand in the toilet. a couple of minutes later she wakes me (while bawling) and makes me go to the ER. i'm fine.
coincidentally, not the first time i've passed out while taking a piss and not the last.
i have a stupid condition called Micturition Syncope. it's not really an issue but basically i sleep really well and when i pee at night all blood is released and my heart stops pumping blood and i lose all blood to my brain for a few minutes. happened about 5 times. never really did any damage except for a few weeks ago where i was outside and smashed my face into the concrete. woke up with a bloody nose and busted lip.
ETA: slip the Doc a hundy to increase your count of times you need to ejaculate that he tells your wife.
it went fine, just have the cold peas ready. you'll be a little tender. i went to church for the first time in my life with shorts on that sunday because i didn't want anything hugging the boys 3 days later.
i will tell a humorous anecdote though.
i got knocked out, came back to and my wife and kids were there. they took me home and i slept well. had to pee after only drinking water the night before and morning of the surgery. first thing i need to do after that is pee.
i walk in there pretty groggy and start sitting down with the swollen boys. my wife says, no stand and i'll make sure you're ok. i say, i'd rather sit. she makes me stand. while peeing, i pass out, slam my head in the wall and slump over with my penis out and hand in the toilet. a couple of minutes later she wakes me (while bawling) and makes me go to the ER. i'm fine.
coincidentally, not the first time i've passed out while taking a piss and not the last.
i have a stupid condition called Micturition Syncope. it's not really an issue but basically i sleep really well and when i pee at night all blood is released and my heart stops pumping blood and i lose all blood to my brain for a few minutes. happened about 5 times. never really did any damage except for a few weeks ago where i was outside and smashed my face into the concrete. woke up with a bloody nose and busted lip.
ETA: slip the Doc a hundy to increase your count of times you need to ejaculate that he tells your wife.
This post was edited on 9/26/16 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 9/26/16 at 2:59 pm to 3nOut
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ETA: slip the Doc a hundy to increase your count of times you need to ejaculate that he tells your wife.
Posted on 9/26/16 at 3:53 pm to slacker130
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4th: Go home after and do exactly what the Dr says. If he says lay flat for 24 hrs, do it. Most folks have problems when the think, "Gee, I don't feel that bad, I'm going to mow the grass or go to work." Just use it as an excuse to lay around for a weekend and do nothing.
You'll regret it if you don't. I made the mistake of thinking I was in good shape....extended recovery time and increased discomfort. Literally do nothing.
Posted on 9/26/16 at 4:05 pm to Edearl Watson
quote:Lol frick that
My thoughts exactly, and now I have two kids in college,.................... and one in 3rd grade.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:44 am to STLDawg
IUD failed, so I have my precious 4 y/o
Posted on 9/27/16 at 12:15 pm to Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/27/16 at 8:45 pm to PrivatePublic
Not as bad as you'd think. You don't have to shave the entire area, unless you just go that way.
The procedure is fairly quick with some discomfort. The discomfort is a cross between having someone punch you in the gut and having a stomach cramp at the same time.
Afterwards doc said only need 2 forms of packs....an ice pack and a 6 pack. No heavy lifting, pulling, carrying for about 3 days or so.
The procedure is fairly quick with some discomfort. The discomfort is a cross between having someone punch you in the gut and having a stomach cramp at the same time.
Afterwards doc said only need 2 forms of packs....an ice pack and a 6 pack. No heavy lifting, pulling, carrying for about 3 days or so.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 9:34 pm to partsman103
Had mine about two years ago. Didn't take the valium because I wanted to be able to drive myself home. Got doctor to RX pain meds for afterwards.
Wasn't a pleasurable experience but wasn't a horror story either. Drove and got lunch afterwards and picked up pain Rx at drug store. Took them for about 3 days (mainly due to slight discomfort not really pain).
Iced with frozen peas and frozen corn. Purchased briefs one size too small and jock strap. Watched Netflix and played Madden.
Was myself in less than a week. No real change in sexual experience in any way.
100% recommend.
I was worried about that post syndrome pain thing and talked to my urologist about it. Not making light about those who posted they have had issues, but he said he has done about five a week for over ten years and has only had two cases that complained and both of those subsided.
I didn't like it, but honestly if it were only good for five years I would go back and get it done again every five. Once you are done having kids it's just not worth dicking around with possible pregnancy issues.
Wasn't a pleasurable experience but wasn't a horror story either. Drove and got lunch afterwards and picked up pain Rx at drug store. Took them for about 3 days (mainly due to slight discomfort not really pain).
Iced with frozen peas and frozen corn. Purchased briefs one size too small and jock strap. Watched Netflix and played Madden.
Was myself in less than a week. No real change in sexual experience in any way.
100% recommend.
I was worried about that post syndrome pain thing and talked to my urologist about it. Not making light about those who posted they have had issues, but he said he has done about five a week for over ten years and has only had two cases that complained and both of those subsided.
I didn't like it, but honestly if it were only good for five years I would go back and get it done again every five. Once you are done having kids it's just not worth dicking around with possible pregnancy issues.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 9:54 pm to Garfield
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frozen corn
on the cob? had those pesky 'rhoids swacked at the same time? Smart.
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