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Central Pork
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Member since Jul 2014
1108 posts

Epic Fart
I just wanted to share. I was just on my patio, it's a quiet night with only the katydids doing their thing. I blasted a solid burrito fart that was loud enough to make the neighborhood dogs start barking.

I'm proud of this.

What is your best fart of all time?


TT9
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2008
68769 posts

re: Epic Fart
Gross, I'm an elitist liberal, I don't have gas.


Sody Cracker
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Best all time was the one that made my five year old son laugh as hard and long as anyone ever has.


JackieTreehorn
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1030 posts

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This one is the all-time champ:

Best fart ever


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Hogwarts
Arkansas Fan
Central Arkansas
Member since Sep 2015
5841 posts

re: Epic Fart
Dang that's bad.


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Central Pork
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Member since Jul 2014
1108 posts

re: Epic Fart
Another memorable fart was several years ago. My wife and I were laying in bed and she had already dozed off. I blasted one that woke her up and she raised up and looked around. I didn't say anything.


Kentucker
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re: Epic Fart
All-time best belongs to my son. When he was eleven, he and his friends decided to light their farts. He was wearing polyester Nike shorts and let out a flame that burned a hole big enough to put his hand through. He was so proud.


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CNB
South Carolina Fan
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
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re: Epic Fart
Avocado toast is proven to eliminate gas expulsion


TheHarahanian
LSU Fan
Duh
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I cleared a drug store in Orange Beach. And I mean a full size CVS/Rite Aid drug store.

Pride


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Cheese Grits
Syracuse Fan
Pork Rinds, Corn Dogs, & Moon Pies
Member since Apr 2012
27813 posts

re: Epic Fart
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I blasted a solid burrito fart that was loud enough to make the neighborhood dogs start barking.


Such a noob

The best are the SBD's, especially if you can walk past and crop dust a room and be out a few seconds before the scent sets in. Had a very good friend who did this at a major sports event in the richie rich area and watched while it lingered in the area for a good 15 min to 1/2 hour and watched some get physically ill. I saw the smile on his face and tried to get to a safe distance but still got skunked.


Kentucker
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TT9
Alabama Fan
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68769 posts

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Carrots do it better.


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SafetySam
Texas A&M Fan
Gettysburg, PA
Member since Oct 2013
5224 posts

re: Epic Fart
SBD's are chicken shit, terroristic phenomena.


shamrock
Ole Miss Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
1349 posts

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But oh so enjoyable, if only for oneself


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airfernando
USA Fan
Member since Oct 2015
9651 posts

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Eating Indian food leads to some of the best aromatic farts.


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CCTider
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Gross, I'm an elitist liberal, I don't have gas.


I'm an egalitarian liberal. And give me too much Indian food, and my farts smell like Bourbon St at 3 am.


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Cheese Grits
Syracuse Fan
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Member since Apr 2012
27813 posts

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SBD's are chicken shit, terroristic phenomena.


SBD's are the master trolls of the fart world. Cold, lead pipe cruelty in a world of sheep.


StatisticsMoron
Florida Fan
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts

re: Epic Fart
Find videos of King Assripper.


Central Pork
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jul 2014
1108 posts

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Find videos of King Assripper


That Google search revealed some amazing YouTubes!


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finestfirst79
Texas A&M Fan
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
10279 posts

re: Epic Fart
quote:

SBD's are chicken shit, terroristic phenomena.


You need to tell them about F-1's fart scale. Do it.


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