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Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:21 pm
Could be you or something your parents did
Dated one girl from like 9-11th grade so pretty serious at that age.. Anyway one day my mom asked her out of the freaking blue whether or not she thought she wanted kids one day
was definitely mortified
One more to break the ice... the girl I dated right before then came to one of my jr high track meets. I was wearing the normal short, breezy shorts they gave you for track back in the day. Anyway between races my gf is sitting in my lap and we have a blanket over us and I'm grabbing butt and boob like any 15 year old would. Welllll when I get up to go run the 2 mile my shorts are (if possible) even shorter than they were before.......and everyone right up to the check in desk noticed.... Placed 2nd and didn't GAF
Dated one girl from like 9-11th grade so pretty serious at that age.. Anyway one day my mom asked her out of the freaking blue whether or not she thought she wanted kids one day
was definitely mortified One more to break the ice... the girl I dated right before then came to one of my jr high track meets. I was wearing the normal short, breezy shorts they gave you for track back in the day. Anyway between races my gf is sitting in my lap and we have a blanket over us and I'm grabbing butt and boob like any 15 year old would. Welllll when I get up to go run the 2 mile my shorts are (if possible) even shorter than they were before.......and everyone right up to the check in desk noticed.... Placed 2nd and didn't GAF
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Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:39 pm to DocHoliday11
Yeah, gym shorts were quite revealing at that age. I'm a life-long sleepwalker. When I was 12, I got up out of bed and walked into the party my Mom and Dad were having. I had no clothes on.
Mom said I asked her if it was time to go to school. She has never let me live that one down. Moms are awesome that way.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:52 pm to Kentucker
Yeah that's definitely a good one ha
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:09 pm to DocHoliday11
I ran into a wall in 3rd grade and dislocated my shoulder.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:11 pm to Patton
What were you running from
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:18 pm to DocHoliday11
My Mom. I didn't want to do homework.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:22 pm to DocHoliday11
Around the 9th or 10th grade, was at a party at a friend's house. His mom had one of those little indoor exercise trampolines. My dumbarse proceeded to jump on it way too hard and knock a hole in the ceiling with my head.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:24 pm to DocHoliday11
I got out class early one day and was messing with some friends thru the window by the door and as I turned to walk away I ran right into a corner of the wall.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:53 pm to DocHoliday11
Not really my childhood but last year during exams I had just finished one of mine but wasn't allowed to leave for another hour or so. Decided to take a nap and about 15 minutes into that I woke up the sound/feeling of a loud fart. Was dead silent in the room of course, so everybody knew exactly who had done it. I just laughed and owned it
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:56 pm to DocHoliday11
I fricked Stifler's mom
Posted on 7/9/15 at 9:57 pm to DocHoliday11
I broke into by best friends house when I was in, like, first grade. He lived down the street from me. I drank soda, spread his underwear throughout the house, and accidentally let their cat out.
I got my arse whipped. His dad was my dads best friend so word got back to my dad quickly.
I got my arse whipped. His dad was my dads best friend so word got back to my dad quickly.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:04 pm to DocHoliday11
When I was 10, my grandmother stayed in front of a public park so I would always go to the playground from time to time. This one stubborn arse kid was mad that I wouldn't let him on the swing. I was barely on for 5 mins. Kid then proceeds to tell his mom that I threw rocks at him. Unfortunately his mom was friends with my grandmother. Next thing you know I see the porch light right before sunset. So I come home and my grandmother is standing outside with a big arse stick. She put my head between her legs and beat my arse in front of all the little kids. I was never seen again until my freshman year of high school.
This post was edited on 7/9/15 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:10 pm to knight_ryder
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my grandmother stayed in front of a public park
Question... are you black? The only people I have ever hear d use the terminology "stayed" were black folks. Just asking.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:13 pm to TupeloReb
now that is what I'm talking about Catfan, that's pretty funny you threw his underwear around the house. How'd you get in to begin with??
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:54 pm to DocHoliday11
when i was 12 i snuck into my best friend's sister's window at night and fingered her lol. she was like 11
got caught by my grandmom wachking one off to my uncle's nasty nymphos VHS lol and i was right there and didn't stop lol. i made her wait like 10 seconds then took the VHS out and went outside to play basketball
was playing catcher in a little league game, was 9 or so and was warming up the pitcher before the inning and the dude in the batters box was way too close and knocked me out cold. was unconscious for at least a day woke up in the hospital with a concussion.
got caught by my grandmom wachking one off to my uncle's nasty nymphos VHS lol and i was right there and didn't stop lol. i made her wait like 10 seconds then took the VHS out and went outside to play basketball
was playing catcher in a little league game, was 9 or so and was warming up the pitcher before the inning and the dude in the batters box was way too close and knocked me out cold. was unconscious for at least a day woke up in the hospital with a concussion.
This post was edited on 7/9/15 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 7/9/15 at 11:11 pm to DocHoliday11
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Catfan, that's pretty funny you threw his underwear around the house. How'd you get in to begin with??
He was, and still is, my bff. His bedroom window was always unlocked.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 11:17 pm to CatFan81
You have a boy bff?
Posted on 7/9/15 at 11:23 pm to DocHoliday11
Senior year of high school... Drove out golf cart through the back door at the lake house....
Posted on 7/9/15 at 11:26 pm to Patton
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You have a boy bff?
Most of my friends are guys. I don't like women. Bitchiness, neediness, lack of sports acumen, and too much emphasis on makeup and tanning annoy the shite out of me.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 11:28 pm to Rebelgator
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Senior year of high school... Drove out golf cart through the back door at the lake house....
But you hate golf.
My golf loving genes, an those of my country club family SO are laughing right now.
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