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Dolphins put are sluts, or this guy is nuts!

Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:08 am
Posted by trickydick12
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:08 am
Some dude claims he was seduced by a dolphin.... LMAO...... What the frick
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:10 am to
quote:

Dolphins put are sluts, or this guy is nuts!
Wat
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:14 am to
Isn't it common knowledge that dolphins are pretty kinky?
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12491 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:20 am to
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'I started rubbing her along her back, working my way to her flukes


Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:24 am to
Dolphins will wrap their huge dicks around people and drag them down to underwater rape caves. Luckily the people drown before they get raped to death.
Posted by Monsters and Men
College Station, TX
Member since Nov 2012
733 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:24 am to
Reminds me of this sketch by whitest kids you know.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:25 am to
So touching
Posted by trickydick12
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Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 12:38 am to
Sorry not sorry cellphone and sauce doesn't always mix......
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 1:29 am to
You can edit the thread title. Just sayin
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:36 am to
Posted by Duke
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Member since Jan 2008
35605 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:47 am to
They basically have the minds of teenagers...
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 8:57 am to
Honestly though if you are going to have sex with an animal. A dolphin is probably the best you can do. OT 10's of the animal kingdom
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:21 am to
Only if they're juveniles though, right?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:24 am to
Wouldn't the salt water make it burn? I'm only speculating.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:26 am to
Not nice
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:28 am to
I don't even know how it happens.- are we thinking blowhole? Or is that like dolphin oral?
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:30 am to
I keed Eddie.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:34 am to
hopefully not the blowhole. If it was a suckhole I might be down.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:36 am to
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Isn't it common knowledge that dolphins are pretty kinky?


Yes. They frequently get amorous with women.

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:40 am to
That pic is 100% win

That fin wrapped around her leg and she is loving it Whore
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