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Does Anyone Know Why Brad's Wife Was Fired From Cracker Barrel?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:35 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:35 am
Asking for a friend. I demand answers...
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:08 am to NYCAuburn
She was shitting in the pot roast.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:16 am to Ted2010
11 faithful years of service bro...11 years...
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:29 am to NYCAuburn
Stole the bus boy's tip.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:42 am to NYCAuburn
She was old and probably slow on the register. That and Cracker Barrell doesn't want to pay her retirement.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:01 am to NYCAuburn
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11 faithful years of service bro...11 years...
On his birthday too, wtf?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:18 am to NYCAuburn
You can't keep talking home a dozen corn muffins every night for 11 years and not expect it to catch up with you.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:38 am to JustGetItRight
Because she's hideous.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:45 am to NYCAuburn
And she was fired on his birthday too of all days 
heartless bastards
heartless bastards 
Posted on 3/25/17 at 11:28 pm to MoarKilometers
My name is Brad and my wife have no idea what is going on
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:33 am to TheDeathValley
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My name is Brad and my wife have no idea what is going on
shite, now Brad has dementia. Cracker Barrel. This story just keeps getting worse.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 4:25 pm to NYCAuburn
Yeah. Brad's wife is nasty.
Cracker Barrell said she had horrible hygiene. Multiple complaints about how she smelled and dirty fingernails.
Cracker Barrell said she had horrible hygiene. Multiple complaints about how she smelled and dirty fingernails.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:30 am to NYCAuburn
They got wind of a secret Waffle House interview
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:03 pm to dchunk
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:59 am to NYCAuburn
Who the frick is brad ? Ive seen this everywhere i dont get it?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:13 am to SCDawg
This is what I have gathered, it may not be 100% accurate.
Some dumbass, Brad's wife, doesn't show up for her shift at Cracker Barrel and subsequently gets fired. It also happened to be Brad's birthday as legend tells. Brad takes to social media and asks the company why they would fire her on his birthday. As the internet tends to do, satire ensued. Everyone is "very concerned" about #justiceforbradswife.
Some dumbass, Brad's wife, doesn't show up for her shift at Cracker Barrel and subsequently gets fired. It also happened to be Brad's birthday as legend tells. Brad takes to social media and asks the company why they would fire her on his birthday. As the internet tends to do, satire ensued. Everyone is "very concerned" about #justiceforbradswife.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:49 am to GameCocky88
Oh good lord 
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:54 am to GameCocky88
The reason she didn't show for morning shift was she was being bonded out after a night in jail for prostitution. She was hooking for Brad and his meth habit.
This came from a aubie on tRant. Said he had first hand info.(she is his sister).
This came from a aubie on tRant. Said he had first hand info.(she is his sister).
Posted on 3/28/17 at 2:38 pm to NYCAuburn
First off, Brad was just a car.
Brad got totaled and was hauled off to the junk yard. He thought the girl that drove him around was his wife. When he stopped going to Cracker Barrel every day, he assumed it was because his wife was fired. Cars have no sense of work, wives, or being totaled.
Brad got totaled and was hauled off to the junk yard. He thought the girl that drove him around was his wife. When he stopped going to Cracker Barrel every day, he assumed it was because his wife was fired. Cars have no sense of work, wives, or being totaled.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:51 pm to SCDawg
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Who the frick is brad ? Ive seen this everywhere i dont get it?
Cracked Barrel has a Facebook page.
Brad inquired about why his wife was fired on the Facebook page.
The internet happened.
And bam you have a running joke about pretending to be outraged over Cracker Barrel firing his wife.
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