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Do people still use public restrooms?
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:06 pm
I feel like I'm the only one that does these days.
Indecent foot touches?
Awkward phone conversations?
Indecent foot touches?
Awkward phone conversations?
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Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:12 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
For #1
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:19 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I use them at sporting events only when I really need to go otherwise I try to avoid them.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:20 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
if I have to shite, I have to fricking shite.
never understood the fear of public restrooms.
never understood the fear of public restrooms.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:21 pm to Tiguar
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never understood the fear of public restrooms.
Ebola
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:21 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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I use them at sporting events only when I really need to go otherwise I try to avoid them.
Here in Mexico you never know when Montezuma will cast his vengeance 'pon thee. I got over the whole avoid them thing pretty quick.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:22 pm to Tiguar
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if I have to shite, I have to fricking shite.
never understood the fear of public restrooms.
I think it's only single children who are afraid of it. All your life you grow up (like me) without sharing anything -- then suddenly you're apart of a glorious, but vulgar orchestra and you realize that all of your dignity has left.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:26 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
It depends. If I have to go, I have to go. But I've also mastered the art of hovering and toilet seat coverage.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:31 pm to Old Sarge
In my building there is a floor that is all dude lawyers who are never there and who force an army of women paralegals to do their work for them. The men's bathroom on that floor might as well be my own private bathroom.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:38 pm to cardboardboxer
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The men's bathroom on that floor might as well be my own private bathroom.
I'd go shite on that floor just because of all the attorneys.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:48 pm to BluegrassBelle
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hovering
My god. Are the arse cheeks a vector for disease or something that I didn't learn in biology?
Posted on 6/12/15 at 3:58 pm to PrivatePublic
Have you seen a woman's public restroom? I would prefer none of my parts touch some of those toilet seats. 
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:00 pm to BluegrassBelle
My first job one of my responsibilities was cleaning bathrooms. The women's bathroom was always so much worse than the men's. It was awful.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:00 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Have you seen a woman's public restroom?
I saw a glimpse of one last time I was at Macy's and the door was closing. I saw some very nice chairs in there.
We don't get anywhere to sit in a men's bathroom because we are animals.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:01 pm to cardboardboxer
There was probably a used tampon stuffed in one of those chairs. Because apparently that's how my gender rolls in public restrooms.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:03 pm to PrivatePublic
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My god. Are the arse cheeks a vector for disease or something that I didn't learn in biology?
No, but there's a major ick factor involved. I hate going into a stall and the cretin before me didn't flush. Or worse, spewed.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:14 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Never had a problem taking a dump in a public restroom. Then again, I'm not a little pussy arse flower either.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:27 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Then again, I'm not a little pussy arse flower either.
What's an arse flower? Now I'm intrigued.
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:30 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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Ebola
yeah whatever
What about this?
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