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Do High Tech toilets scare anyone else?
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:19 pm
My parents have one, but I've never tried it.
Unless you're disabled or old, how complicated does taking a shite need to be?
God knows what these things will do to our bottoms when the computers take over.
*Random thread provoked by random story on 5 o clock news.
This post was edited on 5/18/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:25 pm to PowerTool
That there's a fancy poopin apparatus
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:30 pm to PowerTool
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:31 pm to PowerTool
They'll reach in your arse and pull your shite out. Constipation no more.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:33 pm to PowerTool
I wouldn't mind one that self-sterilized the seat and wiped my arse for me.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:39 pm to PowerTool
Heated toilet seat is all I want.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 5:41 pm to AUbagman
They've got a built-in bidet, so it does sorta wash your arse.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 6:16 pm to PowerTool
If that thing has a heated seat, count my arse in.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 6:29 pm to PrivatePublic
They scare the shite out of me.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 8:33 pm to Tigerwaffe
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They scare the shite out of me.
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Constipation no more.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 8:50 pm to PowerTool
It video records every bm for medical purposes. It's got a black box in the back.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:10 am to Reservoir dawg
Now that's practical, although I wouldn't want to watch it myself.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:13 am to PowerTool
Bah, I use the Three Seashells.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:32 am to PowerTool
I wouldn't want one, either.
Then again, one with a Terminator voice would be kind of awesome.
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God knows what these things will do to our bottoms when the computers take over.
Then again, one with a Terminator voice would be kind of awesome.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:36 am to PowerTool
Many places in Japan have those with kanji characters. I figured out how to heat the seat and flush...and that was it. I'm pretty sure I got sprayed with the bidet a time or two.
They are intimidating.
They are intimidating.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:38 am to Robert Goulet
If they start hooking up on WiFi and notifying employers of masturbation in the workforce then I'll be homeless.
Mark me down as intimidated..
Mark me down as intimidated..
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:00 pm to PowerTool
Tried one at a hotel in Japan a few years ago. It was "odd" to say the least. Squirts water on your a-hole, then blow dries your butt.
Having read some other posts on here here though, I wonder if I douched myself!
Having read some other posts on here here though, I wonder if I douched myself!
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:10 pm to Pavoloco83
Who doesn't enjoy a good a-hole douching?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:14 pm to Hardy_Har
I don't want to work for a company that doesn't appreciate a good work jerk.
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