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Dating site lines that work
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:08 pm
Been doing these off and on for fun for a long time. There are three that get responses almost every time on tinder(which is easier because she will sleep with you if you don't screw it up she did slide right). POF it's about 40-50 percent depending on your looks obviously that will range. OKCupid sucks.
Easy lines.
Sara! - That's it. Here name and and exclamation point. Sounds dumb? It works. They will always respond with two things. JAMES!(your name), and how are you or whats up or something. Try it.
This one is crazy...but it's ballsy. I'll screen shot a pic of it getting a date in one message not ten minutes ago from my phone.
I stole candy from a kid today. I wanted to save it from diabetes, and I love chocolate, I'm sure you are impressed with my act of valor, so I agree, we should get coffee. And the girl is banging hot.
Quick! Why don't octopus have eyes?
Then instantly. "Too slow". You will never know. Try harder next time.
What do ya'll have that you've seen work? Hi and Hey suck. If you are succeeding with that, she's ugly or you are smoking hot.
Easy lines.
Sara! - That's it. Here name and and exclamation point. Sounds dumb? It works. They will always respond with two things. JAMES!(your name), and how are you or whats up or something. Try it.
This one is crazy...but it's ballsy. I'll screen shot a pic of it getting a date in one message not ten minutes ago from my phone.
I stole candy from a kid today. I wanted to save it from diabetes, and I love chocolate, I'm sure you are impressed with my act of valor, so I agree, we should get coffee. And the girl is banging hot.
Quick! Why don't octopus have eyes?
Then instantly. "Too slow". You will never know. Try harder next time.
What do ya'll have that you've seen work? Hi and Hey suck. If you are succeeding with that, she's ugly or you are smoking hot.
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Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:10 pm to Gatorbait2008
Crap...how do you post a pic from your phone on this site?
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:27 pm to Gatorbait2008
Sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:29 pm to Gatorbait2008
"HEY BABY, YOU EVER HAVE YOUR a-hole LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT? "
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:30 pm to Gatorbait2008
I prefer Craig's List ads.
" Howdy, I'm looking for a deadly vixen to do battle with on a weekly basis. We could meet in parks, rooftops, on the top of a moving train, on top of a moving truck, on top of anything really. My last arch-enemy found a new villain to fight when she decided beating me was too easy =(. I'm looking for someone strong, but not too strong. If you're about Buffy strong, you're too strong, but if you're about Sailor Mercury strong, that's too weak. Costumes are a plus and bring a group if you want, but no more than 3 because there's a difference between losing a battle and just straight up getting jumped. Should we ever have a common greater foe, I'm all for teaming up, but just that one time. Please respond soon, I'm so out of practice. "
Also, stop going to dating sites and just talk to women face to face.
" Howdy, I'm looking for a deadly vixen to do battle with on a weekly basis. We could meet in parks, rooftops, on the top of a moving train, on top of a moving truck, on top of anything really. My last arch-enemy found a new villain to fight when she decided beating me was too easy =(. I'm looking for someone strong, but not too strong. If you're about Buffy strong, you're too strong, but if you're about Sailor Mercury strong, that's too weak. Costumes are a plus and bring a group if you want, but no more than 3 because there's a difference between losing a battle and just straight up getting jumped. Should we ever have a common greater foe, I'm all for teaming up, but just that one time. Please respond soon, I'm so out of practice. "
Also, stop going to dating sites and just talk to women face to face.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:30 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:35 pm to Gatorbait2008
Wanna frick?
Seems to work well.
Seems to work well.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:15 pm to Agforlife
How do you post pics.....won't let me link from gallery. I've set up two dates, about to set up another two. All four hot. I can prove it if someone tells me how. Or I'll text someone to confirm these did infact work, and all four girls are very bangable.
Try them. If they don't work call me out. Mind you if you are ugly as crap none will work because God hates you. He blessed me with six pack abs and a strong jaw line. Dumb girls can't tell the difference between natural abs and gym abs luckily...cause I never do a damn sit up.
Try them. If they don't work call me out. Mind you if you are ugly as crap none will work because God hates you. He blessed me with six pack abs and a strong jaw line. Dumb girls can't tell the difference between natural abs and gym abs luckily...cause I never do a damn sit up.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:19 pm to Gatorbait2008
"Ay bby u want sum fukk?"
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:12 pm to Gatorbait2008
There is nothing that universally works. Women are apparently people too, and therefore all different. You need to be able to try and read them from what info there is in their pics and bio to judge how you should approach the situation
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:23 pm to BowlJackson
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There is nothing that universally works. Women are apparently people too, and therefore all different. You need to be able to try and read them from what info there is in their pics and bio to judge how you should approach the situation
I was gonna say this when the thread died down and wasn't as lame as it first appeared.
Women come in many shapes and sizes and different moods.
Although on Tinder, you should just look decent and have, at the very least, a modicum of personality.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:47 pm to Gatorbait2008
"Hey girl, been jackin' it to your Facebook pics."
Posted on 10/6/15 at 1:23 am to Gatorbait2008
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how do you post a pic from your phone on this site?
imgur.com
I do not expect pics though
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:16 am to Gatorbait2008
NO line, just dick pic.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 9:02 pm to BowlJackson
This, although I have a standard line I've used for a while that has been very effective in getting initial responses about 2 out of every 3 times (65% - 70% of the time). The key to it is that I basically make a single comment that asks a girl her preference on 4 quick pop culture/popular questions. It does two things. First, it is so different and creative compared to all the lame things guys are sending her and it immediately puts her at ease that you're a witty, cool guy. From there, it depends on the women. I'm an average looking guy and have set dates up with some above average women and have hooked up with a few of them this way. I stumbled on the initial line that gets a lot of responses. They are hooked and intrigued by the creativity and uniqueness of the response and it makes a good first impression.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:20 pm to Gatorbait2008
Can you believe there's going to be 7 planets left soon?!
Yeah after I destory Uranus
Yeah after I destory Uranus
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:49 pm to WeBleedCrimson
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WeBleedCrimson
HEY count WHAT DOES YOUR BUTT TASTE LIKE
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:06 am to Gatorbait2008
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Unfortunately, this one has to be done in-person.
Unfortunately, this one has to be done in-person.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 1:06 am to CrimsonCrusade
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"Hey girl, been jackin' it to your Facebook pics."
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