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Crews rescue naked woman trapped in ex-lover’s SoCal chimney

Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:51 am
Posted by WestEndDore
Mount Carmel
Member since Jul 2013
198 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:51 am
Naked broad stuck in chimney

Pros:
-Naked woman delivered to living room
-Isn't fat if she fits down a 1' x 1' chimney
-pussy that smells like a wood fire has to be relaxing
-has to be flexible

Cons:
She's an Ex (big line item here)


IWNHI

Not sorry if Germanic
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:56 am to
Was trapped in a Chimney and doesn't look horrible afterwards? She prob isn't too bad.
Posted by WestEndDore
Mount Carmel
Member since Jul 2013
198 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:58 am to
Nothing wrong with a little smut.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:12 am to
This is what the OT is all about
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:17 am to
From a different article, quote by the dad:

quote:

Hernandez says the woman doesn’t live with him and isn’t allowed to be around their children: “I don’t like the way she’s acting or what she’s doing. That’s not good for my kids.”


This chimney incident isn't going to look good at the next custody hearing.
Posted by WestEndDore
Mount Carmel
Member since Jul 2013
198 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:17 am to
quote:

This is what the OT is all about


Way more important than race and abortion IMHO
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:19 am to
Here's a pic of her dangling legs.

Posted by WestEndDore
Mount Carmel
Member since Jul 2013
198 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:26 am to
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:29 am to
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:31 am to
what are the chances a firefighter got to third base on that rescue?
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:31 am to
She should've went headfirst, so her V couldn't fill up with lump charcoal.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:33 am to
Wonder who pays to repair the giant hole they had to make to get her out? Oh, I'd be PISSED about that if I was the dude.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:35 am to
Oh, I'd be pissed too.
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
5888 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:54 am to
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37577 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 1:57 pm to
Not one member here has yet to admit they'd hit it ... until now.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by AUFanInSoCal
Orange County
Member since Nov 2007
1616 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 2:29 pm to
I could have sworn this was reported back in October in Thousand Oaks. Is this the same story?
Or does it happen all of the time now.

Thousand Oaks -Ventura County
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 2:32 pm to
I'm confused now.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 2:34 pm to
Yahoo and a few others must have just grabbed a hold of it.. Talkinbout HoHoHo coming down yo chimney for real..
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

-pussy that smells like a wood fire has to be relaxing


Well they say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Who here does not like smoked meats?
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