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Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:34 am
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:34 am
I fricking hate everything about coffee. It tastes horrible, has an annoying aroma, is a laxative, metro douchey people make it a fad, Starbucks people are obnoxious, everything about it just grinds my motherfricking gears.
/vent
/vent
This post was edited on 8/15/15 at 8:34 am
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Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:38 am to South Alabama Tide
You don't have to drink it you know.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:41 am to South Alabama Tide
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annoying aroma
Dafuq? This is coffee's lone redeeming quality. If coffee tasted like it smelled I would be hyperactively pissing all day long.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:54 am to South Alabama Tide
Sounds like someone missed his morning cup of Joe?
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:55 am to South Alabama Tide
I have an idea. Why don't you drink something else.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:18 am to South Alabama Tide
ignorant redneck that doesn't like coffee 
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:18 am to South Alabama Tide
You just inspired me to make a cup
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:22 am to hawgfaninc
Starbucks is decent. I would advise finding a local roaster to try. The one near me is twice as good as Starbucks.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:31 am to South Alabama Tide
I like coffee, but I can only drink mine black. I can't stand sugar or any of that other junk in it. I used to like really dark/bold brews, but I like medium roasts the best now.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:33 am to South Alabama Tide
They make Mountain Dew for you
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:33 am to South Alabama Tide
Coffee has been proven to improve virility. Your old lady is gonna leave you for a coffee drinker.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:34 am to Hardy_Har
What's up Hardy? Ready for football yet?
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:34 am to hawgfaninc
I prefer Dunkin Donuts coffee over Starbucks. IMHO, Starbucks burns the beans. Bitter taste.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:36 am to Pavoloco83
I really like the Dunkin' Donuts K-cups. Oh, and strangely enough, the McDonald's McCafe K-cups are maybe my favorite.
This post was edited on 8/15/15 at 9:37 am
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:41 am to Pavoloco83
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prefer Dunkin Donuts coffee over Starbucks. IMHO, Starbucks burns the beans. Bitter taste.
If the OP is basing coffee on people that like Starbucks, I found his problem. Starbucks culture is shite and beans are burned.
This post was edited on 8/15/15 at 9:42 am
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:44 am to South Alabama Tide
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is a laxative
My fav part
Love my ritual morning coffee shite
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:47 am to South Alabama Tide
Are you a Social Justice Warrior?
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:48 am to 3nOut
My dad works for a coffee company. Starbucks orders the lowest quality possible. Merica!
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:58 am to Pavoloco83
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I prefer Dunkin Donuts coffee over Starbucks
IHOP has a pretty good coffee,drinking it right now,and watching some really hot women going into this IHOP in Ft.Worth.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:58 am to auggie
This guy knows what's up. Any time I go into IHOP, I drink three cups minimum.
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