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BREAKING NEWS: Mermaid existence has been confirmed.

Posted on 5/28/16 at 6:24 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 6:24 pm

THIS IS AN OTB BREAKING NEWS ALERT



They found the bodies.






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Scientist Charles Wuckland had gotten a report about a unknown creature which was said to possess attributes of the human body inside a great white shark stomach. They alleged that the marine creature had hands, not fins, and the hip structure of an upright animal. These findings, along with many others led the team to determine that this unknown animal was very closely related to humans — a mermaid. Unfortunately, the US government confiscated the remains and their research as the team was about to return to the United States. The only thing that they had left was the bloop. The team tracked down one of two boys that had reportedly seen a mermaid body on the beach the morning of the first mass whale beaching. He said that he captured the mermaid on his camera phone.


LINK

What do they want and why is Obama covering it up?

We deserve to know.
This post was edited on 5/28/16 at 6:27 pm
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
6340 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 6:31 pm to
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Scientist Charles Wuckland


Well that's vague.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 6:32 pm to
I believe he is an expert on Aquatic Americans.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17013 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 6:45 pm to
Someone else tell me...have I drank too much already today?
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14411 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 6:57 pm to
You've either drank too much or not enough....your choice
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

KSGamecock



My favorite ranter's favorite ranter is BACCKKKKKKKKKKK
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:13 pm to
:(
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:19 pm to
Sup homies. Is CNB still a punk?
This post was edited on 5/28/16 at 8:20 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:21 pm to
I've escalated to worst poster on the board, by some.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69893 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:24 pm to
CNB has been my SC doppelganger in regards to the Ole Miss shenanigans.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

KSGamecock


¡Mi hermano!
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:26 pm to
They make it so easy
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69893 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:28 pm to
Like shooting fat, poor, stupid, racist fish in a barrel.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:30 pm to
Ha, what happened with Ole Miss? I've been completely out of the loop lately.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69893 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:31 pm to
Ha, what happened with Ole Miss? I've been completely out of the loop lately.




Omg, go read the rant. My thread in particular
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10320 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:40 pm to
quote:


I've escalated to worst poster on the board, by some.

There are plenty of bad posters here. I think it's worst person they're going for
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:42 pm to
That would be the guy from Mississippi who's username is literally "No Colors"

You didn't think that one through dawg
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10320 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

That would be the guy from Mississippi who's username is literally "No Colors"

You didn't think that one through dawg


It's an allusion to a quote from a Charles Frazier novel, It's about the nature of man and his complex relationship with conflict.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24092 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

That would be the guy from Mississippi who's username is literally "No Colors"


If it weren't for the political board, his first choice would've been available.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14094 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 11:46 pm to
Are they able to breed and make childrens?
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