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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced

Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:41 am
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:41 am
I am falling apart here people.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 10:44 am to
Do you think he'll try to weasel his way back into Jennifer's panties while making a cuck of Justin Theroux?

Brad's parents always liked Jennifer and hated Angelina. I live about 2 miles from Brad's parents and it's well known here that they LOVE Jennifer.

FWIW, Brad is very close to his parents and supposedly what led to this announcement is Angelina catching Brad on the phone with Jen...
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:27 am to
What would you think if your son was leaving his wife to marry a woman who used to wear a vial of the ex-husband's blood around her neck?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:29 am to
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What would you think if your son was leaving his wife to marry a woman who used to wear a vial of the ex-husband's blood around her neck?



Exactly.

So answer my questions...
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:38 am to
They're both a little batshit; Angelina bc of the things in this thread & Brad is a raging Hollywood Libtard.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:42 am to
Anybody that circles back to old pussy is a retard. He's Brad Pitt. If he wanted her back he would've done it by now..

He'll most likely take a page from Leo's book and start murdering mid 20s supermodel tail.
Posted by Supreme Tiger
Member since Sep 2016
642 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 11:53 am to
Him and Jen shoulda been the greatest of all time.

I've heard Brad was MKUltra'd to make him weird and leave Jen for the femme fatal nut job Angelina.

Brad's from the heart of this country. He and Jen would have been the quintessential American couple.

The elites didn't want the global public seeing the perfect pair live the perfect American life so they hijacked it.

Posted by Weagle25
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:03 pm to
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Anybody that circles back to old pussy is a retard

This usually applies but when it's Jennifer Aniston? Hard to call him a retard if he went that route
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:13 pm to
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This usually applies but when it's Jennifer Aniston? Hard to call him a retard if he went that route


This
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:15 pm to
Thirded.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:17 pm to
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This usually applies but when it's Jennifer Aniston?



Exactly. Jen gets a pass. Two words: Horrible Bosses.

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:24 pm to
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Exactly. Jen gets a pass. Two words: Nice Tits

FIFY
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:55 pm to
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The elites didn't want the global public seeing the perfect pair live the perfect American life so they hijacked it.


Anniston didn't want to have babies. Pitt wanted a house full of rugrats. So did Jolie.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 12:57 pm to
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Anniston didn't want to have babies


Smart woman. I was a stepdad for like two and a half years and it was the worst decision of my life. That's why I done upgraded.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:00 pm to
She's changed her mind. Isn't she pregnant right now?
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:01 pm to
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She's changed her mind. Isn't she pregnant right now?


Old pussy, I can excuse.

Kid? Never again. Please inform Ms. Aniston that she's missed her opportunity.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:17 pm to
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Old pussy, I can excuse. Kid? Never again



But this isn't about you. This is about Brad. Will Brad attempt to go back to Jen? Brad loves kids. Supposedly Brad still loves Jen. Now Jen is pregnant. The timing couldn't be more perfect.

Justin is about to be sidelined...
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

But this isn't about you. This is about Brad. Will Brad attempt to go back to Jen? Brad loves kids. Supposedly Brad still loves Jen. Now Jen is pregnant. The timing couldn't be more perfect.

Justin is about to be sidelined...


I have huge doubts about that, but not getting into that kinda stuff.

Why do you think celebrities usually break up? I mean, the pieces are there to be happy as society has told me, so why does it always go wrong? Cheating?
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:42 pm to
Lots of rumors on the why.
1. Brad's problems with booze and weed.
2. Affair with Marion Cotillard.
3. Parenting differences.
4. Brad's temper.
5. Gradual drifting apart due to different priorities - his on film, hers on world peace.

The only surprise to me is that it lasted as long as it did. That's probably due to the kids. She's a strange one.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:58 pm to
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I've heard Brad was MKUltra'd to make him weird and leave Jen for the femme fatal nut job Angelina.


what does that mean?
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