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Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139830 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:13 pm
So today I was with a 5th grade kid just asking how he was etc...

He blurts out Mr SMS151t "I have had a lot of wet dreams lately. I was like huh? He said I have wet dreams, I wake up at night all wet from sweating."

I just was thinking if he only knew what he was saying. The girl in the room had some serious horror on her face.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:16 pm to
In two years, he won't be able to stop pullin' on it
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46273 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8170 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:01 pm to
Did you jump up and scream "I never touched this kid" and then run out of the room?
That was probably your best bet.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 2:07 pm to
good for him. the boy is about to stop looking at girls as if they are gross...
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 2:21 pm to
You'll have to remind him of that statement in a couple of years. No, wait, that might get you arrested.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5103 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:56 pm to
"Hey kid, remember when you told me about your wet dreams?" said the pedo
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46174 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Mr SMS151t

You have a weird last name
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 4:10 pm to
At first I thought he was hitting on you
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:31 pm to
My 11 year old son on family road trip this summer (Me, Wife, 2 other daughters) mentioned he was hitting puberty because he had wet dreams. Wife and 14 yo daughter flip out! He says he can't always make it to the bathroom in his dreams and he Dreams he pees.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 8/6/16 at 6:52 am to
He's a robot. Chicken has added the "are you a robot" security feature to TD yet.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

In two years, he won't be able to stop pullin' on it


It doesnt sound like it will take two years.


Sounds like he is close


Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 8/6/16 at 1:38 pm to
I hope he's not describing night sweats, cause that would not be good
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