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Baton Rouge Women
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:23 pm
I notice a delusion in my brethren that Baton Rouge is stacked with hot women. I grew up 20 minutes from Baton Rouge and graduated from LSU.
I don't think (white) women from Baton Rouge can sniff first place in the SEC, much less out of it. I want to know how other SEC fan bases think about the women here.
Now, I'm not saying there are no dime pieces residing there, but in the general population, I think there are two general faces that you get in Lousiana:
1. The Mardi-Gras Mask - characterised by a pronounced chin, giving the face the shape of a crescent moon, eyes that are too close together, and a large forehead.
2. The Opossum - characterised by a receding chin, eyes that are too close together, and scraggly hair close to the roots.
What say you, SEC, what do you think of the beauties of Baton Rouge.
I don't think (white) women from Baton Rouge can sniff first place in the SEC, much less out of it. I want to know how other SEC fan bases think about the women here.
Now, I'm not saying there are no dime pieces residing there, but in the general population, I think there are two general faces that you get in Lousiana:
1. The Mardi-Gras Mask - characterised by a pronounced chin, giving the face the shape of a crescent moon, eyes that are too close together, and a large forehead.
2. The Opossum - characterised by a receding chin, eyes that are too close together, and scraggly hair close to the roots.
What say you, SEC, what do you think of the beauties of Baton Rouge.
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Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:25 pm to tFearIsReal
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This post was edited on 3/13/21 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:27 pm to tFearIsReal
Really? What the hell?
You have no idea what the other schools offer AT ALL.
You have no idea what the other schools offer AT ALL.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:27 pm to tFearIsReal
quote:I say you're an alter
What say you, SEC
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:27 pm to tFearIsReal
There's a reason you weren't invited to the house parties bro
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:28 pm to tFearIsReal
Nailed it. This is exactly how I've described Baton Rouge women in the past.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:29 pm to tFearIsReal
The Creole chicks are fine as frick 
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:30 pm to tFearIsReal
I think they're easy.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:30 pm to tFearIsReal
It's decent from what I've seen so far down here. I know there are a lot of slutty ones, which is fine by me.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:36 pm to tFearIsReal
They can get rough
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:37 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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They can get rough
I want to frick her in a weird kind of way.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:39 pm to tFearIsReal
You just said on the Recruiting board that you troll for cock.
I'm quoting you exactly here.
I'm quoting you exactly here.
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Moved on to dudes so it's been smooth sailing since.
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:39 pm to DBU
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What say you, SEC
I say you're an alter
We have a winner
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:41 pm to Rebel Land Shark
quote:Would destroy. No questions asked.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:43 pm to Rebel Land Shark
I bet she's a little hellcat in the sack
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:45 pm to tFearIsReal
Ole miss, Bama, UGA >>> everyone else
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:57 pm to cyde
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Would destroy. No questions asked.
+1000
Posted on 1/15/16 at 7:59 pm to Ed Osteen
UK's gotta be in the discussion.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:11 pm to tFearIsReal
Kaylee Hartung is from BR. That's enough for me 
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:16 pm to PorkRoast
quote:I want to get her pregnant
I want to frick her in a weird kind of way.
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