Are you afraid of the ocean?

Naw, grew up on the coast. However, I am a bit more cautious than most. I never go where it isn't easy to touch bottom. You won't find me swimming out to find the last touchable sandbar. Jellyfish blow but its not a deal breaker.

Very funny a-hole. LOL.

Yes because frick sharks.

Respect, yes.

Yes. When I was young, it didn't bother me at all. Now it freaks me out.

I don't really float in water too well. I'm afraid of the deep end of a swimming pool. What do you think I think of the friggin ocean?

And yes I can swim, just not well because of the whole can't-float-well thing.

I understand there is stuff out there that:

1 - Will hurt me if I step on it.
2 - Will hurt me if I touch it.
3 - Will hurt me if it touches me.
4 - Will hurt me if I invade it's space.
5 - Will take a big bite out of me and then spit it out, thinking, "That wasn't what I thought it was..."
6 - Sees me as the next meal.
7 - Sees me as a snack.
8 - Has big sharp teeth.

What did the Black "Stay out of the ocean lady" say?

"The ocean is the shark's dinner plate."

I see the sharks swimming up and down the beach saying, "Excellent buffet today...So many choices...Where do I start?"

Many - Many shark attacks occur in knee deep water. All of them occur when the person and shark are in the water at the same time.

Now they have Shark-a-nadoes, where the dang things fall out of thunder storm clouds and eat you as you walk out of the mall in Topeka, KS.

No. I spent 25 years in the beach cities of L.A., where the biggest problem is shootings and stabbings. I used to swim a mile or so from shore to snag beers from people on boats, hooked up with a beautiful chick one afternoon.

Don't worry about the sharks bro. Just get you one of these

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congrats on the sexx

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She was a great white to be sure.