Anyone had a beautiful woman with no personality?

Yuuuuuup. Only time I had fun was when I was tappin' that arse. Other than that, a conversation with her was like talking to a damn wall.

So how is she in the sack?

Oh yeah, need pics or didn't happen.

We had a famous hot blonde at Cal. Word was that she made good grades, but she was dumb as a box of rocks.

I sort of stalked her around the bookstore one day trying to figure out a good pick-up line. Suddenly, she picked up a text book for a class that I had just finished.

I said, "I can sell you a used copy of that book if you want it."
She said, "Great. How about $30 for it?"
I said, "I was only going to ask for $20."
She got a very confused look on her face and said, "OK, then. How about $25?"

We dated for about 2 weeks, and that was the most intelligent conversation that we had.

I dated Miss (insert name of university) for a while in college. She was nice and all, but dat personality was turrible. Pageant girls lack confidence, and it shows.

Yes, dropped her for the not so attractive artist she paired with. Artist chick was way better in bed and the hot one married some vulture capitalist and retired to some private island. Guy was a jerk, but I actually feel sorry for him if the sex was the same. as I experienced with her.

I've had a couple of fine ones with bad personalities. I'd take no personality over bad personality any day.

Yep. Tall, blonde, green eyes (Mexican, of course) -- the whole works.

I remember I stopped talking to her because she was just too dumb, though.

''What do you want to do for college?''

''Whatever's easiest, I guess...''

Keep in mind, I'm a teacher, so hearing that kind of stuff will destroy my mood.

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All hot chicks have shitty personalities.

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The late bloomers are the certified exception. In the formative years they were still under the radar so they developed a personality to survive. Then around college or early 20's they bloomed and got mega hot but they still had the core personality to keep them cool.

I dated/joked up with a few women like that. They're all over Orlando. But I reached a point, where I just couldn't deal with putting in the time with dumb chicks without a personality.

I'm only 32 and single, so don't get me wrong, I'll still hit it when it's thrown at me. But I'm not going to lead her on, and still have my eye out.

We all love beautiful people. However, relationships require great conversation.